To add something funny to the thread...
Found me a new twitter feed
https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine
Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
7 Jan 13
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That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet with yourself.
7 Jan 13
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
6 Jan 13
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Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
5 Jan 13
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Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
5 Jan 13
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