🏈 I feel like I am going to HURL!

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This game has really got my nerves on edge!

I feel just like I felt before a big game back in the day. I feel like I am going to lose my lunch...

I don't think I have ever felt so nervous prior to a big game. I just hope the players are in the zone tonight and ready to play their best game of the year.

Roll Tide!
 
I am super nervous. Gonna need a few beers and a few Bama scores before I feel better ..

4 hours to go!!!

This kind of talk makes me even more nervous:

The Tide are a 9½-point favorite, which is Vegas' way of telling Notre Dame there's always the 2013 season. But the more you talked to the Fighting Irish players in the days leading up to this game, the more you could see them almost biting through their tongues.Notre Dame has spent the entire run-up to the BCS listening to people rave about Alabama. Saban this, Saban that. Bama's offensive line this, Bama's offensive line that. You would have thought the Tide had already won the game.
"We know they're good," Irish offensive tackle Zack Martinsaid. "We're pretty good, too."
 
To add something funny to the thread...

Found me a new twitter feed https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.</p>&mdash; Sarcasm Machine (@Sarcasm_Machine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine/status/288333177431392256" data-datetime="2013-01-07T17:16:01+00:00">January 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet with yourself.</p>&mdash; Sarcasm Machine (@Sarcasm_Machine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine/status/288287879753527296" data-datetime="2013-01-07T14:16:01+00:00">January 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.</p>&mdash; Sarcasm Machine (@Sarcasm_Machine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine/status/287970690068512768" data-datetime="2013-01-06T17:15:37+00:00">January 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.</p>&mdash; Sarcasm Machine (@Sarcasm_Machine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine/status/287714041152020480" data-datetime="2013-01-06T00:15:47+00:00">January 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.</p>&mdash; Sarcasm Machine (@Sarcasm_Machine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine/status/287668757797666816" data-datetime="2013-01-05T21:15:51+00:00">January 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Thanks, i needed a good laugh, now I need a few beers!

[video=youtube;IH8K0bPc-BE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8K0bPc-BE[/video]


To add something funny to the thread...

Found me a new twitter feed https://twitter.com/Sarcasm_Machine

Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

7 Jan 13



<script id="LR1" type="text/javascript" async="" src="http://platform.twitter.com/js/vendor/twt/dist/twt.min.js"></script><script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet with yourself.

7 Jan 13



<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.

6 Jan 13



<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.

5 Jan 13



<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>



Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine <iframe class="twt-follow-button" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets/follow_button.html#align=right&button=grey&screen_name=Sarcasm_Machine&show_count=false&show_screen_name=false&lang=en"></iframe>
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

5 Jan 13



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I'm with you, oldschool. I've been on edge all day. Sweetater's threatening to kill me. I've been such a basket case I had to bake some bread. Kneading dough is good therapy. I even cleaned the kitchen. There's just something about this game that's kept my blood pressure up.
 
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OK all of you stop it with the getting nervous stuff. A heart attack is not worth it. Go ahead have just one alcoholic beverage to chill out and listen to this lady sing. She will help calm you down.

[video=youtube_share;cLmaHefFoDs]http://youtu.be/cLmaHefFoDs[/video]
 

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