| FTBL Fun with idea of being trapped on an elevator

[Guest]

If you knew that you had to be trapped on an elevator for three hours with one Alabama Athletic Department personality, and you could choose who that would be, who would you choose, and why?

Who would you least want to be trapped with, and why?

 

[Guest]

Most prefer to be trapped with: Coach Mal Moore, because I would like to hear the stories that he could share from his years "inside the family", hear about his vision for the future of Tide Sports as a whole, and would want to have a chance to share my fantastic ideas with him. (Alternate: Jeremiah Castille, Man of God, Staff member, former player, former pro, parent of former players...)

Least prefer to be trapped with: Andre Smith, because he would leave the least amount of room for me, and after tree hours without food things could get ugly for me. :lol:

 

[alagator]

I don't mean to change the topic, but...

If you want to really get a good laugh, the next time you enter a crowded elevator do not turn around to face the door but instead stand with your back to the door and look directly into the eyes of the other people. (Works best when the other people are unknown to you and you them.)

People are just not used to such behavior and will immediately become very, very uncomfortable. Eyes will avert your glare. Weight will be shifted from leg-to-leg. The contents of pockets or purses or cases will suddenly become the object of intense concentration or interest. It really is funny.

Of course, after some brief time it is best if you make a little joke to the group about what you were doing, else they might think (correctly?) that you are some psychopath of something. And it becomes a good way to meet new people. Of, course some fail to see the humor in the experiment.

Anyhoo. Carry on with the original theme.

 

[Guest]

Can it be a former Alabama Cheerleader?

If so, I choose Sela Ward for obvious reasons.

 

[rammajamma]

Mark Gotfried so I could tell him all the mean things rolltiderandy says.

 

[bamafan4ever]

Mark Gotfried so I could tell him all the mean things rolltiderandy says.

That's pretty funny. I think he probably has heard most of it standing on courtside though.

 

[Guest]

If you can pick former Athletic Department personalities, I'm pretty sure Porter would love it if Coach Kines was in the elevator. If you throw in Andy Phillips, he may never leave.

I wouldn't mind running into Lance Thompson, from what I hear he's a pretty cool guy.

 

[shiloh]

It'd have to be Stabler 'cause I know he'd have something to make the wait much more bearable.