🏈 Breaking: Clay Travis Still Hates Alabama

[BAMANEWSBOT]

Clay Travis isn't concerned by Alabama's academic calendar: he's just upset that the Tide is getting to play for the title at all and can't think of any other way to express it.

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[BamaUte]

When I was in school, I was upset they didn't take more days off of school. I mean, there was the World Series, the Winter and Summer Olympics, the NCAA Tournament, NHL playoffs, Thursday night college football games, and opening day for MLB. And I had to pretend to care about school or outright skip class for these events.

I applaud Alabama, and hope more universities follow their example.

 

[UAgrad93]

I can remember game 7 of the World Series between the Braves and Twins and I had a class that night. I told the professor I was leaving at the break to watch the game. She said what about class; Iresponded what about it, I'm not going to miss a chance to see the Braves in the series because they may never get back. I made an A in the class and the Braves did go back.

 

[Swamptick]

Clay Travis is a joke. Not many people really take his zealotry seriously. He has marginalized himself.

 

[bamafan4ever]

This guy is a complete and utter tool! Why his blog is ever read by anyone beyond those who have a diminished mental capacity is beyond me after researching this turd. Here are some facts about Clay Travis:

1. 'Bama Bangs- a term coined by Travis to refer to southern men's hairstyles that feature prominent bangs for no apparent reason. Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson are oft-cited violators of 'Bama Bangs rules.
2. African Americans and Jogging - Travis once opined that, "black people don't jog for exercise."
3. Drunk Texting Tim Tebow - Travis once sent Tim Tebow a text message at 2am to see if he wanted to "hang out."
4. On the Virginia Tech shootings, Clay responded to a Virginia Tech fan in one of his columns by saying, "Stay at Virginia Tech and worry about your own students not killing other students on campus."
5. Civil War history- Travis is a Civil War history buff. As such he often utilizes obscure Civil War analogies. For instance UT defensive coordinator John Chavis is often compared to anti-American racist and slave owner John Bell Hood.
6. Travis has continued this criticism since the Michael Vick dogfighting controversy and has also analyzed the legal issues for CBS Sportsline video. His interest in the Vick dog fighting issue has, in fact, lead to his new pro-bono legal campaign to represent Vick's dog in a class action suit against the NFL and Vick himself. When asked about the case Travis responded, "These animals suffered from the NFL's blatant ignorance of Vick's devious doings and his undeserved huge salary. Had Vick not had the millions of extra dollars laying around, these animal atrocities would not have occurred. Already, I have adopted 11 of the pit bulls myself and I am trying to garner a sizable stipend for their care and future sporting activities." Since the apparent green light from the NFL for Vick to return, Travis has pledged to "maybe" eat only hot dogs for lunch until Vick is picked up by a pro-team. After that point, he will eat only corn-dogs to protest his membership in the NFL. "As a lawyer I feel Mr. Vick has served his time and should be free to continue his life, but as an NFL fan I feel like he should continue his life elsewhere." Travis has a history of food stunts, including eating only carrots to protest the Syracuse basketball scandal of '07, and only eating blueberries in support of the Duke lacrosse team. Both food protests lasted less than 2 weeks.

Draw your own conclusions about CT. Mine have already been drawn.

 

[TheChief]

Didn't he win American Idol or come in second or something?

 

[ExiledTidefan]

Was he the guy that used to be a woman and sang "Feelings" by Barbara Streisand?

Never heard of him until this thread. And I'm on the net a lot.

 

[UAgrad93]

The newsbot headline should've read "Clay travis is still an idiot"