🏈 An Eye on the Clemson Tigers

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[rick4bama]

:bamadance:

 

[AFF]

 

[bamaledge]

I'm as nervous as a prostitute in church. As a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I hope clemsum tries that Georgia bull shit. Our team keeps their head and kicks your ass on the field. I would so like Bama to make their ass quit before half time.

 

[TerryP]

I'm as nervous as a prostitute in church. As a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Trust Heather Dinich.

 

[rick4bama]

I'm as nervous as a prostitute in church. As a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I hope clemsum tries that Georgia bull ****. Our team keeps their head and kicks your ass on the field. I would so like Bama to make their ass quit before half time.

Well, all but the prostitute thing! I'm with you!

 

[Che Boludo]

Well, all but the prostitute thing! I'm with you!

To highlight that as a break in the analogy chain would indicate that you are so morally unopposed to the act of prostitution that in your worldview a prostitute could sit comfortably in church with a clear conscious.

Or...

That situation is so morally reprehensible to you that it would create a degree of angst disproportionate from that which you feel for the game or in the other circumstances presented.

Which is it?

 

[planomateo]

To highlight that as a break in the analogy chain would indicate that you are so morally unopposed to the act of prostitution that in your worldview a prostitute could sit comfortably in church with a clear conscious.

Interesting.

I would imagine the customers are more uncomfortable than the service provider in this situation...

 

[Che Boludo]

I would imagine the customers are more uncomfortable than the service provider in this situation...

Being as nervous as a John trying to pick up a prostitute is a different analogy for the same situation but, on the whole, I'd agree.

 

[rick4bama]

@Che Boludo sorry if you took my joke wrong. No one should worry to sit in any church. But as long as you have older members that grew up or help build the church. Then you are fighting an uphill battle.

 

[bamaledge]

I'm as nervous as a straight man in a gay bar.
As a bunny with a crack habit.

 

[Che Boludo]

...wonder if Muschamp had sent over all of USCe's film study and game notes.

I knew it.

 

[18Champs]

I knew it.

I really wish people would embed these more often so I can just click on the tweet and look at their timeline. For instance, this tweet isn't in his.

Will Muschamp (@CoachWMuschamp) | Twitter

(well aware I'm lazy)

 

[Che Boludo]

I really wish people would embed these more often so I can just click on the tweet and look at their timeline. For instance, this tweet isn't in his.

Will Muschamp (@CoachWMuschamp) | Twitter

(well aware I'm lazy)

I'm pretty sure it's a doctored pic. It was Making its rounds this AM with some saying it was a hack. Just thought it was funny and it fit an earlier post, so I linked them.

 

[AFF]

more nervous than

a short nun at a penguin shoot
a ceiling fan salesman with a comb-over
a slug in a salt mine
a sword swallower with the hiccups
a choir boy in a rectory
a Jew in a public shower​

 

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[rick4bama]

 

[rick4bama]

Me and you think alike! I post one in a new thread! ROLL TIDE!!!

 

[BamaFan334]

Thanks for posting this. I was about to go searching for it.