šŸˆ ALABAMA VS AUBURN

Good morning and RollllllTide.
Beat the crap out of the barn. Take'em to the woodshed and beat the crap out of them until you're too tired to beat them any more. As my ol' pappy used to say "kick their ass until their nose bleeds". Did I mention that I hate the barn?
 
Wake up Wake up. There was an old man that went to the doctor. He said what's your problem. The old man said in a joyful exciting voice, Doc I have sex only once a year. What can I do about it. The doctor said well first of all we have to change your attitude. You need to be concerned about your attitude and not be so happy and joyful.

The old man said, my attitude is just fine. It's just that Today's the Day..... Today's the day.

RollllTide! Beat Cow Tech
 
This cult obsesses over BAMA more than any one religious cult like the Branch Davidians or the Jim Jones group! From painting the wall in your meeti rooms to "Beat Bama", to wearing these silly ass shirts and gloves.
 
See the QBR there? They had a graphic a few minutes ago that AU's is 49 on the season; down from the mid-80's in '14

With a banged up offensive line, starters out ... watch that QBR number at the end of this game.
 
Come on guys!!! Don't you know what your Mother always, telling you. Stop that! his your little brother, you may hurt him. FORGET IT!! HURT HIM TIL HE GONE CRYING TO MAMA!!! ROLL TIDE ROLL !! Let Beat the Crap out of them!! I want to see Saban let them score 60 on them!!
 
Words can not truly express how much I hate Auburn. I will try with the least amount of expletives possible even though I want to use one in every sentence.....

I hope we win every play at every position. I hope we take them to the woodshed in every stat they can thing of. Hell I hope we even win the coin toss. I hope we sack their quarterback every down. I want us to hit their players so hard that they can't go up tempo because they have to struggle to stand after every play. I want cops watching the game to try to arrest our defense for assault. I want to see their mothers crying in the stands. I want to see Henry set the record for most yards rushed in an ncaa game. I want our defense to destroy every record in the books as well. Please beat the living hell out of those Spoiled cow loving red headed step children. I even hope their Eagle flies away during pregame.

I hate your city. I hate your colors. I hate your players. I really hate your coach. Your mascot looks like he has Parkinson's. Your cheerleaders are ugly. You just suck. And I hope nothing but the worst for you on that field today. F YOU auburn!!! F everything about that craphole you call home. And especially F you for how many times were gonna have to see that stupid kick six because it's the only thing you even have going for you this year. Your team sucks so bad all they can do is show a replay from two damn years ago. God I hope we hang 100 on you today. Make them wish they were never born!

I hate and I mean really hate auburn. They deserve everything that is coming for them today.

No mercy!!! no quarter!!!!
RMFT!!!!!

No mercy! No quarter!










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