PhillyGirl
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"The Onion" is always good for a laugh :rolf:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/al...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
TUSCALOOSA, ALāDrawing widespread condemnation from fans and pundits alike, boosters from the University of Alabama Crimson Tide Foundation are facing heavy criticism after it was revealed Friday that the organization fully funded head football coach Nick Sabanās sex reassignment surgery.
āWeāre willing to do whatever it takes to keep Coach Saban at Alabama, including covering costs for orchiectomy and penectomy procedures, breast augmentation, and monthly doctor visits throughout the transition process,ā said Crimson Tide Foundation spokesperson Keith Stokes, responding to public outcry regarding reports that the group bankrolled more than $50,000 in expenses for the four-time national championās ongoing hormonal replacement therapy throughout the past 18 months.
āWe havenāt broken any NCAA rules, and we have every right to pay for Coach Sabanās facial hair removal through electrolysis, as well as cover aesthetic follow-up procedures to make facial features more feminine. Nicole brought us three national titles and has done so much for our school, so we just want to make sure sheās happy. Roll tide.ā
The boosters group was reportedly adamant, however, that it had nothing to do with Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffinās recent vaginoplasty, explaining that the procedure was included as part of the 39-year-oldās severance deal from USC.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/al...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
TUSCALOOSA, ALāDrawing widespread condemnation from fans and pundits alike, boosters from the University of Alabama Crimson Tide Foundation are facing heavy criticism after it was revealed Friday that the organization fully funded head football coach Nick Sabanās sex reassignment surgery.
āWeāre willing to do whatever it takes to keep Coach Saban at Alabama, including covering costs for orchiectomy and penectomy procedures, breast augmentation, and monthly doctor visits throughout the transition process,ā said Crimson Tide Foundation spokesperson Keith Stokes, responding to public outcry regarding reports that the group bankrolled more than $50,000 in expenses for the four-time national championās ongoing hormonal replacement therapy throughout the past 18 months.
āWe havenāt broken any NCAA rules, and we have every right to pay for Coach Sabanās facial hair removal through electrolysis, as well as cover aesthetic follow-up procedures to make facial features more feminine. Nicole brought us three national titles and has done so much for our school, so we just want to make sure sheās happy. Roll tide.ā
The boosters group was reportedly adamant, however, that it had nothing to do with Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffinās recent vaginoplasty, explaining that the procedure was included as part of the 39-year-oldās severance deal from USC.
