🏈 A Buckeye Board's Condensed Game Thread

[mando]

No doubt. We just went 13-0 and had some mini meltdowns in some game threads (though one of the main culprits is a stirrer).

Exactly why I do not participate in the in game threads. Just to jacked up and would probably say some stupid things.

 

[mando]

Strange seeing all those complimentary statements about UA defense. Very strange

It is all about perspective. Our D did play well in the NC game and kept their offense WELL below their normal output. I am still one that struggles with the new D norms but have to accept it to some degree.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

Exactly why I do not participate in the in game threads. Just to jacked up and would probably say some stupid things.

Would love to see a Venn diagram of people who rant and rave in game threads and people who bet money on the same games.

 

[BamaFan334]

Would love to see a Venn diagram of people who rant and rave in game threads and people who bet money on the same games.

Put me on the side that definitely bets and on the cusp of rant and rave on the game thread. Learning to hold myself in check, but would express questions and a little concern on the game thread.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

Put me on the side that definitely bets and on the cusp of rant and rave on the game thread. Learning to hold myself in check, but would express questions and a little concern on the game thread.

I don't bet on sports (though I've come close a time or two), but if I did, I wouldn't be able to bet on Bama. It would just take the fun out of it for me.

 

[bamaledge]

They’re talking about holding but it goes both ways!

 

[BamaFan334]

I don't bet on sports (though I've come close a time or two), but if I did, I wouldn't be able to bet on Bama. It would just take the fun out of it for me.

I'm done betting. I've had a rough year and honestly feel a lot of the time that some games are fixed. After that NFL game with the Eagles and Seahawks earlier this year with the hail mary and going for two with no reason to other than messing up the spread, it's just no longer worth wasting my money. Then I missed a four game parlay in our Natty as I took Under 75.5 and it ended at 76. Just not worth it anymore.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I'm done betting. I've had a rough year and honestly feel a lot of the time that some games are fixed. After that NFL game with the Eagles and Seahawks earlier this year with the hail mary and going for two with no reason to other than messing up the spread, it's just no longer worth wasting my money. Then I missed a four game parlay in our Natty as I took Under 75.5 and it ended at 76. Just not worth it anymore.

I do it just for fun like with the WJOX Pick 3 contest and such. This season seemed to be the most difficult in terms to having much success. I got so lucky last year, it almost caused me to wager some real money... but the second I do that, I'll lose. I once lost 10 straight hands of casino war in Vegas. I gave up on gambling then.

 

[It Takes Eleven]

So, I took a dive into the Championship Game thread on Buckeye Planet last night for entertainment purposes. It's a 185 page thread. I pulled out some posts, in order, for those that want to re-live the action from their view. As you'll see, they pretty much tapped out at the half. Hope you find it as entertaining as I did.... [if bad language bothers you, just skip it]


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I’ll be thrilled to watch some pregame without the “Bama is an unbeatable juggernaut!” narrative. Bring on 7pm!

Bama suck fest on ESPN rn... Ugh

I'm not usually one to wear a jersey watching the game at home, but I did it for the Clemson game. Same jersey again tonight. Go Bucks!

Supposedly their center who tore up is his knee 3 weeks ago is out on the field dressed cause why the fuck not...

GAME PREDICTION:
1.Sermon has more yards than Harris
2.Olave or Wilson have more yards than Smith
3. 42-35 Buckeyes!

Let's fucking GOOOOOO

IT'S ON BITCHES!!!!

That was a fugly series

Sermon hurt?

Sermon shoulder. FUCK

You might want to tackle someone there...

Last week started the same way

Too much time for Jones.

Even if they don’t call it a TD Bama is lining up and shoving it in..

i actually hate whats going on.

fuck you herbie he wasn’t twisting and turning it

Let’s go offense, get some points

Ruckert! What a catch!

Boooom! Answered right back!

Uppa u nose with a rubbah hose, Bama!

Ok, let’s get some defense now

Why the fuck was Smith that wide open!?

Crikies... his hands are so good.

What the fucking fuck was that. QB didn't have anyone within two yards of him, and WR was wide fucking open.

Bama seems to know exactly what OSU is doing on defense.

We’re getting torched

Jesus, another fucking injury...

God damn! Harris is a beast.

God damn how did he get positive yards there? Shit

What the fuck

Can. Not. Tackle.

Yep, I’ll take the first quarter tie. Tough game.

Nobody’s on the Heisman winner?

how the fuck can we not know where #6 is at ALL TIMES

Fucking ballnuts

Better put up 50 something to win this

We’ve got the bend part going but not the “don’t break”

Fuck me sideways

Literally NO one on that entire side of the field....WTH?

Shut the fuck up Fowler, he hasnt thrown a challenging pass yet.

Huge 3rd and 8 there. Fields squeezed that one in there...and then we get a dumb penalty.

Bama D line is eating us alive.

Late hit much? What a clown show

Smith wide open once a fucking gain!

Jesus Christ. It cannot be that easy.

FUCK YES BARON!!!! Damn did we need that.

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAGUUUUUEEEEEE!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Need to stop them now. Cut off Davonta's balls and shove them in his mouth old school KGB style.

Damn. What a throw and catch. Absolutely nothing you can do there.

Can't cover this guy

Shit they are running the fuck out of it

Alabama's like a villian in a James Bond movie. Everything they do works perfectly while we have to struggle for a simple first down....

Jesus throw the fucking flag

Well Alabama's punter can take the night off

Bloody hell

This defense is burnt toast. Jesus.

We all had nightmares of Borland chasing Harris in the flat

I don't know if Borland could even take that gigantic Bama guard in a foot race

Like I said..... everything they do works.

Well I guess they are not going to call holding tonight

Every goddamn play they get a first down. They are playing with zero pressure. Can’t even force second downs, let alone third downs.

Sober pregame me should have written drunk now me a message that we weren't going to slow this offense down very much. It's why I bet heavy on the over.

Herbie we don't give a shit frankly

What's the most yards ever given up in a championship game? We might be headed there

Maybe the 2nd half is when Bama players start to worry about their draft stock

Fowler screams when Bama makes a play and sounds disappointed when we do

Now we're playing Buckeye football. Run those fuckers over man

Someone make a play here. Need 7.

Targeting on yo asses!

bye bitch

Cue the whining bammer fans

Saban to his credit not going nuts

Shit. Gotta take the 3, get another stop.

I like 24-21 going into half

Huge possession here. They get the ball to start the third. Can't afford a TD drive here that eats the clock.

Fuck 2nd and 15. No problem.

How, how, how do you keep letting him do that?

Defense is getting pantsed.....

The actual goddamned fuck are you doing, Wade? Fucking jogging in the national championship game. JFC.

How in the FUCK is he open every fucking play in the red zone?????????

i am sick and fucking tired of watching LB’rs chasing 6. this is beyond stupid

Sorry guys....I'm out. I'm too sick to deal with this shit still. Go Bucks!

I swear to God, if I watched the SECN feed with the bama announcers it would be better than Chris Fucking Fowler.

Why even field a defense at this point. Someone is wide the fuck open every time

So this is what it feels like to be Oklahoma

Time to respond with a 3 minute td drive.

Can't afford to give them the ball back

lol they stopped us with 10 players

What kind of shit...goddamned it

Prepare your assholes

Welp. Go Browns.

If they score here it's gonna be over.

Everything they do works. EVERYTHING. Insanity. Well oiled machine

It’s allllll over clap, clap, clap clap clap

Trending towards 63-24

This is painful

WHY THE FUCK IS BORELAND COVERING SMITH????? Fire Coombs at halftime. fuck him

We could have 15 players on D and still leave Smith wide open.

Ok. I’m embarrassed now.

This is an absolute embarrassment that THIS is the best you came up with to stop Devonte Smith. A 4-4???? A four fucking four is the best you could come up with? What fucking year is it, 1993?

Could be worse than 2007 Florida

Really now you call holding?

Fuck these refs. Call a fucking hold on Bama you fucking cowards. But you won't. Saban has you by the balls.

Is it possible to get Covid from this game? I'm feeling a little sick.

What the fuck is Herbie talking about???

Notre Dame gave up 31 all game.... How?

There's no reason we should be killing clock. They get the ball to start the half. We're pretty much giving up on this.

Anyone remember the channel that had that Brooke Shields movie?

Day asking for mercy and Saban not giving it.

Alabama should have taken the penalty and threw a hail mary probably 20% chance they score.

I may not watch the second half. Saban is going to go into revenge mode for 2014, and I'm not sure I have the stomach for that.

Well guys, I’m gonna head to the garage and get high. Enjoy the halftime.

All y’all’s souls better be cleansed as hell, because this is a straight-up ass-kicking.

I am torn between watching the second half or a Sally Struthers informercial from the 90s on YouTube.

Not sure who missed it but Saban said with a smirk at the end of his halftime interview: “There’s no scoreboard as far as I’m concerned.” Damn, man is cold and is straight up planning to run it up. I respect it, actually. Ain’t even bulletin board material. He just knows we can’t stop them.

Fuck all three of these fucks on my tv right now.

God Damn this comeback is going to be Legendary.

Onside kick to open the half? Why not?

A drop? Maybe Smith IS human?!?

Dislocated finger

Looks like it's going to be a steady dose of Najee Harris in the second half.

Did Waddle just cook Wade with a broken leg?

Why is Waddle even playing?

Easy, easy, easy. Everything they do is so easy.

Never seen our D look so helpless

Harris is just embarrassing the defense

Seriously though, wtf do they feed the Bama RBs? I can't think of a single Bama RB over the last 10 or so years that hasn't been a "drag 5 people for 5 yard every play" type of freak.

Fuck Mac Jones. Can't wait till some dumbass franchise drafts him in the first round only for him to get eaten alive when he has to face pressure and can't throw slants all game.

They took mercy on us and kicked a field goal. I would've gone for it, and liked my chances.

Has one team ever scored 56 points in one drive?

Why does anyone give a shit what LeBron thinks?

Holy Fields!!!

Ok ok ok, now like three or four 3 and outs and we good.

Need a stop here.

Whoever told Day to challenge that....Jeez. Not even close.

Aaaaaaaaand fuck

Both their stars are out of the game and still can't stop them wtf

Jesus Wade

It's bad when Herbie calls you out on your effort.

Fuck this. How the fuck do you not see that coming. Again and again and again they do it and no adjustment to be found.

Embarrassing. Fucking Vanderbilt and Missouri weren't this bad at slowing down Bama.

Fuck Teague. That is pathetic. Get a fucking yard you can't run sideways there.

WTF are we doing?

The fuck was that series. Jesus. A stretch play on 4th and 1 with Teague? Fucking hell.

Time to switch to hard liquor

Fuck COVID

He's throwing for over 500. This is an embarrassment. I'll watch Fields one more time then head to bed

Saban is going to go for 70 now...and Kerry Coombs deserves every last one of those points

Sark is pantsing Coombs and stuffing his head in the toilet. Ohio State looks like a slower Ole Miss on defense.

Remember when people said Bama was dead last year?

Ohio State’s defense doesn’t even know the question let alone the answer.

4-4-3..against the bama passing attack...lollolololol

lol. Day running the ball so Bama doesn't score 70... lol

I'm not even going to watch the end. This is just going to turn into Saban Revenge Porn.

Great throw and catch there. Onside it.

shit that TD is coming off the board

blow a cock herbie

Why does OSU have to use their TO's to get a damn review? BS

I have it muted. How was that not a TD?

Well, at least they won’t have to beat their wives tonight. Probably still rape their dogs, but that was going to happen either way.

A stop! The comeback starts now!

how is this OL getting abused like this now...

Good god. How are there still 5 minutes left?

Day just quit on his team and on Buckeye Nation by punting. Are you kidding me? Quitters shouldn't stay.

And there they go slurping Jones and acting like he's in a body cast.

Fucks sake, guys. You had one last chance to get off the field and you go out on that sad effort. Jesus, proctor. That was awful.

622 yards of offense and it should have been worse if they hadn’t buttoned everything down in the 4th. That was fucking miserable.

Congrats to the Tide. Fuckers

Saban, please quit soon.

The better team won. Doesn't really require a lot of analysis.

For some reason, this came up in my related posts queue. Nice to see the old days...

 

[sean]

For some reason, this came up in my related posts queue. Nice to see the old days...

Just went back and watched the highlights video from the game. I'd forgotten how much BAMA dominated in that game.

 

[alabama mike]

A VERY NICE reminder of beating ohio state.