| FTBL 5 reason why Washington will win

[planomateo]

Jack Browning?

Your biggest OL is 308. 3 of them are under 300 lbs. You have several names wrong.

Once he said Tuscaloosa, I quit reading. Luckily it was early.

 

[TUSKtimes]

Just so everyone knows, I've been to Washington and they have fans a lot brighter than this. Let's hope for a second wave?

 

[bamagirl917]

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. John Ross IX, Charlie McClutchins, Tyler Rape, Ben Ossai, Buttah Baker, Psalm Wooching, Virta Vea, Kevin Kevin, Miles Gascan etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

I thought to myself, "surely there isn't actually a kid on the team named Tyler Rape" so I pulled up the roster... I guess you mean Tyler Rapp. "Charlie McClutchins" must be Chico McClatcher. "Buttah" must be Budda, "Virta" must be "Vita"... ridiculous names regardless... and "Kevin Kevin" must be Kevin King. "Psalm Wooching" appears to actually be the correct name of one of your LBs, with Benning Potatoe being another. Seriously? Oh and Ben Ossai apparently hasn't been on the team in about 6 years.

 

[Sid Youngleman]

I thought to myself, "surely there isn't actually a kid on the team named Tyler Rape" so I pulled up the roster... I guess you mean Tyler Rapp. "Charlie McClutchins" must be Chico McClatcher. "Buttah" must be Budda, "Virta" must be "Vita"... ridiculous names regardless... and "Kevin Kevin" must be Kevin King. "Psalm Wooching" appears to actually be the correct name of one of your LBs, with Benning Potatoe being another. Seriously? Oh and Ben Ossai apparently hasn't been on the team in about 6 years.

But don't overlook John Ross IX. This is the only team we've faced with a Pope in the lineup.

 

[BAMAneck]

Someone should post the USC game so the husky fans can see what's coming .

 

[PurlJam]

Someone should post the USC game so the husky fans can see what's coming .

They'll catch on about mid way in the third quarter...... or maybe not, doesn't matter, as long as they have that "what the hell" moment a few days after it's over.

 

[bamachine]

This is obviously not even a Huskie fan. Seems like a sock created by a bored Bama fan or maybe a rival fan with too much time on their hands.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

They'll catch on about mid way in the third quarter...... or maybe not, doesn't matter, as long as they have that "what the hell" moment a few days after it's over.

I'm setting the over/under of game minutes before UW surrender cobras start appearing en masse at 37 (7 min into 3Q).

You got over, or under?

I'm taking the under, honestly .

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

This is obviously not even a Huskie fan. Seems like a sock created by a bored Bama fan or maybe a rival fan with too much time on their hands.

Has a bit of a barner stench to it, doesn't it?

 

[BamaFan334]

I'm setting the over/under of game minutes before UW surrender cobras start appearing en masse at 37 (7 min into 3Q).

You got over, or under?

I'm taking the under, honestly .

Taking the under. Defense with smother them.

 

[bamaledge]

I'll take the under on that also. Not much under, depending on how quickly our offense can click, but still under.

 

[PurlJam]

I'm setting the over/under of game minutes before UW surrender cobras start appearing en masse at 37 (7 min into 3Q).

You got over, or under?

I'm taking the under, honestly .

Going under too.....thinking about halfway into the 2nd quarter, possibly sooner, depends on whether or not Browning is " Arkansas Allen" tough.

 

[Kirk Van de Graaff]

Right before you pull into Tuscaloosa there is a few exits you need to check out........... Then when you figure out the game is not in Tuscaloosa, repeat.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Right before you pull into Tuscaloosa there is a few exits you need to check out........... Then when you figure out the game is not in Tuscaloosa, repeat.

Lulzy

 

[rick4bama]

This thread is getting a little High, funny!