🏈 Your Favorite Auburn Jokes

[Crimsonblood82]

C'mon guys and gals. What are you favorite Auburn jokes?

One of my favorites is an oldie but a goody....

What's the difference between Jordan-Hare Stadium and a Porcupine?

...........

A porcupine has 80,000 pricks on the outside! :lol:

 

[BamaFisher]

Did you hear there was a fire at Auburn...burned down their library. Darn shame...burned up both books, and 1 of 'em hadn't even been colored in yet!

 

[Crimsonblood82]

great one Fisher :lol:

you know what you get when you put 32 Auburn fans in a room together?

A full set of teeth!

 

[CrimsonPirate]

Did you hear about the Auburn ag grad who got on a tractor backwards and unplowed 40 acres?

 

[Bama Born&Bred]

Recently the Pope paid a visit to the US, and during that visit, he was flying in a helicopter over the Gulf. While looking out over the vast expanse of water, he spied two men in a small boat, and they were both wearing Bama shirts and hats. He thought they were just fishing, but then saw them pulling on a rope. On the other end of the rope was another man, who was wearing an Auburn shirt, desperately trying to get to the boat. The two men finally dragged the other man into the boat. The Pope had his pilot hover over the boat so that he could speak to them.
He told them "I've heard about the fierce rivalry between your two schools, and the hatred that some of the fans have for those of the other team. But seeing you put that rivalry aside in order to save the life of a fellow human being gives me great hope for Mankind. God Bless both of you!" Then the Pope had his pilot continue on their journey.
One of the men looked at the other and asked "What was that all about?"
"I haven't the slightest idea." said the other.
"So, how's that shark bait holding up?"
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[Patriot_81]

PG-13 rated

How do they practice safe sex in Auburn?

They mark the cows that kick.

 

[rolltide1969]

:rofl:

PG-13 rated

How do they practice safe sex in Auburn?

They mark the cows that kick.

 

[Millie]

Auburn IS my favorite joke.

 

[Crimsonblood82]

You know how to tell when an Auburn fan has been in your yard?

When your garbage is turned over and your dog is pregnant :lol:

 

[Bamsambo]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNFZFT7t-rs&feature=fvw[/ame]

 

[steelmagnolia]

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Lee county.
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Lee county are ya from? The other woman answers, 'I'm from Auburn!
The first one responds, 'So am I!! And on what street did you live in Auburn?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area in the west end.
I lived on West Samford Ave.in the old central part of town.'The first one says it's a small world, So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to that cow college of course. 'The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me,what year did you graduate?'The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1998.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us ! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from Auburn in 1998 myself. About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again .'

 

[ROLL TIDE ROLL]

Did you know that Tommy Tuberville was almost hired by the University of Alabama before taking the position as head coach for Auburn?

He was turned down by Bama officials when they determined that his ears were not quite large enough to pull off the roll of mascot.!!

 

[Bamsambo]

An Auburn player and a Tennessee player are in a car, who's driving?










THE POLICE!

 

[bamaupsman]

"Three black lesbians are chasing a Mexican Jew towards Toomer's Corner..."

 

[BornBama]

Why can't Auburn have Sex Education and Drivers Ed on the same day?






They only have the one mule...

 

[ROLL TIDE ROLL]

how do people in auburn get circumsised?
they kick their sisters chin.

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

how do people in auburn get circumsised?
they kick their sisters chin.

LMAO!!!:rofl:

 

[Wiseace615]

Another PG-13 and extremely tasteless one:

What's the first thing and Aubarn girl say after she loses her virginity?



"Get offa me Daddy, you're squashin' my cigarrettes!"


Lord I apologize.......

 

[Crimsonblood82]

Another PG-13 and extremely tasteless one:

What's the first thing and Aubarn girl say after she loses her virginity?



"Get offa me Daddy, you're squashin' my cigarrettes!"


Lord I apologize.......

Tasteless...but SO TRUE :rofl:

 

[Patriot_81]

What did the average auburn fan get on their ACT?

BBQ sauce