🏈 Your Favorite Auburn Jokes

[LBS]

Why is Orange the chosen color for Auburn? Economics.

Their Friday uniform for Highway Trash Pick-Up Detail with the Sherriff's Department. Their best Auburn duds for the game on Saturday. Their hunting clothes on Sunday.

 

[LBS]

Did you hear about the three Auburn students killed in an automobile accident on the way to the game? The truck they were in ran off a bridge and into a river. Apparently they drowned when could not get the tailgate open to get out.

 

[LBS]

Years after leaving Auburn, Bo Jackson finsihed his degree and returned for his graduation. As he crosses the stage the University President stops him, takes the microphone and speaks to those attending.

There are those that say that Bo was simply given his degree, that we did not actually educate Bo. To prove them wrong, I will test Bo here and now with some questions.

Bo, What are our school colors? Blue and Orange

Bo, What is out school's battle cry? War Eagle

Bo, what is 3 + 2? Bo thinks for a second then answers 5

The auditorium erupts with shouts of Give him another chance!

 

[LBS]

People's National Champion.

 

[Crimsonblood82]

You know how to get to the Auburn campus?

Go south till you smell it and east till you step in it!

 

[It Takes Eleven]

People's National Champion.

Amen.

 

[ROLL TIDE ROLL]

An Auburn player and a Tennessee player are in a car, who's driving?





THE POLICE!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[rooster03]

Auburn is combining 2 classes together this year, oceanography and sex education.. that way they will learn not to f**k with the TIDE

 

[British Bama Collective]

What do you call a Barner with an 80 IQ?

'Professor.'