| LIFE 🏕️ You have to camp alone in one of these 3 places for a full week, pick which one…

He'd give it you.

But you still get another bonus item...

A shit ton of premium fireworks...

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I'll take his beer and we all know girls like bright shiny objects and the beach so I'm gonna throw one helluva beach party in hopes the chick with the hammock shows up when all the fireworks go off. I can live without food for a week but female companionship is a different story.
 
You have a tent (and all the basic stuff like sleeping bag, cot, lantern, stove, etc) and all the food and water you need plus a rifle and fishing gear if you want it. No cell service. Which place do you choose? 1 week.

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If I have everything with me, so why would I need to hunt or fish? But I would more than likely do some fishing, I would use the rifle to shoot any of you guys that come to steal the beer. I would have the firework ready for and end of the week!
 
If I have everything with me, so why would I need to hunt or fish? But I would more than likely do some fishing, I would use the rifle to shoot any of you guys that come to steal the beer. I would have the firework ready for and end of the week!
Agree but the rifle is for shooting anyone who tries to take the chick in the hammock. i don't mind sharing beer, especially if it's bud light and the sharees are female
 
If I have everything with me, so why would I need to hunt or fish? But I would more than likely do some fishing, I would use the rifle to shoot any of you guys that come to steal the beer. I would have the firework ready for and end of the week!

LOL, you didn't get beer or fireworks, you got a boat. And your food is MRE's, so that's why you might want to fish.
 
I'd pick #2 or #3 over #1. And I'd pick #2 over #3.

Hunting would probably be way easier with that amount of forest/woods. Plus plenty of wood for fires. Fresh water supply, too. I like the beach, but if I'm in a camping situation, give me the woods or mountains any day over the beach.

You seem like a guy who doesn’t need the luxuries of a fancy bonus item, so you won’t get one. You just get a basic item to help pass the time…

Your bonus item: A deck of cards.

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If I have everything with me, so why would I need to hunt or fish? But I would more than likely do some fishing, I would use the rifle to shoot any of you guys that come to steal the beer. I would have the firework ready for and end of the week!
What else are you going to do? Some have labeled it as ADHD, I only say I can't just sit and do nothing.

I'll evidently need the rifle as Brandon is likely to add "rabid" to the bear he has chasing me for a week.
 
What else are you going to do? Some have labeled it as ADHD, I only say I can't just sit and do nothing.

I'll evidently need the rifle as Brandon is likely to add "rabid" to the bear he has chasing me for a week.

Well, the good news is that the uncontained forest fire headed your way might scare off the pissed off mother grizzly. Might.
 
Plus plenty of wood for fires.
That was the first thing. As soon as he dropped the options, it's what eliminated #1. It can be difficult finding wood you can burn in areas like that: been there, done that.

The last camping trip was on an island in the middle of Lake Moultrie. First thing we did? Burn off the campground/tent area. Second, build a fire. Third, collect wood. Then the tents, etc...

When we went camping at Santee National Park (camper, this time) we loaded down the 2500 with firewood and kindling. First thing we did? Start the fire, then set up the camper.
 
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