| FTBL The weekend in review.

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Wow.

Nothing like having a bye week and still being glued to the t.v.

With the weekend of action packed college football over lets review what we saw.

p.s. thank god for TiVo!!!


Texas vs. Oklahoma-
1. Neither team plays defense.
2. Its called a Shoot-out for a reason.
3. Nobody plays defense in the Big 12.
4. Texas is a great football team.

LSU vs. UF
1. LSU cant play defense
2. Its hard to win in the Swamp!
3. UF only plays emotional defense.
4. LSU needs to stop that 2 QB crap. Stick with one and go with him!
5. UF is freaking FAST!!!
6. How are the shortest players the fastest?
7. Les Miles coaching skills are good….for the ACC
8. Can someone please call LSU’s Player Ricky Jean-Francois and tell him to not talk smack about Tim Tebow and stick his foot in his mouth! Congrats, you got UF some great material and you ate your words!!
9. The SEC and Big 12 are the top best conferences in the nation! Shut up Pac-10! You guys suck!

Penn State vs. Wisconsin.
1. The game ended when Penn State took the field!
2. Penn State is for real!
3. Wisconsin joined Clemson as the two most OVERRATED teams this year!
4. Penn State is for real!!
5. Wisconsin could go 0-5 to open conference play. They are 0-3 now!
6. Penn State is for real!!!

UCLA vs. Oregon
1. UCLA had a chance to win this game!
2. UCLA could have won! But then they remembered that they are UCLA and lost the game!
3. UCLA coach is the biggest idiot on the face of college football. Who onsides kicks the ball in that position?! Go back to High School and learn to coach and come back to D-1 football!
4. UCLA needs a QB more then a fat kid needs cake! UCLA needs more offense then McCain needs votes.
5. The Pac-10 is a joke!!!

Missouri vs. Oklahoma State
1. Are they Mizzou or Missouri or MIZZ? Are they having a identity crisis? For god’s sake are you ashamed of Missouri so much you have to change your name? If I was from there I would say somewhere else also!
2. INFO OF THE GAME: The Cowboys' last win over a top-10 squad came at fourth-ranked Oklahoma in 2001, when Les Miles as OSU's coach. Les Miles beat a top 10 team? WOW!! That’s something new!
3. Missouri, MIZZ, Mizzou, were looking forward to TEXAS next week! That’s what you get for looking forward!
4. The Big-12 is a top conference!
5. How about them COWBOYS!


USC vs. Arizona State
1. Who cares?
2. Most likely, even though they play HS teams, USC will be ranked #1 by next week!
3. Congrats to USC... they beat a team that has a losing record in PAC-1.25 conference!
4. UPSET ALERT!!! They play WSU next week. A team that has NO QB. And that ask the frats to play QB for them! A crappy high school team is better then WSU. BUT….Pete Carroll told ESPN that the Pac-10 is the hardest conference! Hardest...for what?

Vandy vs. Miss St
1. See….geeks get you nowhere when it counts!!!!

Tenn vs. UGA
1. UGA won a game at home!!!!!!!!!
2. NO blackout!
3. Tenn is 0-3 in SEC play!!!
4. TENN SUCKS!
5. TENN should join the Pac-10. Seems like that’s the only people they play good against anyways!
6. THE SEC will take USC and give TENN to the PAC-10. They only problem….the pac-10 wouldn’t have any bowl games!
7. UGA played good football……o never mind they played TENN. Doesn’t count.


Auburn vs. Arky
1. I think Tubberville is burning.
2. That’s what you get for Firing your O.C. in between games.
3. Tubbs….congrats…you lost at home! That doesn’t get the home fans pissed at you!
4. HOLY CRAP! Auburn scored 22 points!!!!!
5. HOLY CRAP! Arky had almost 416 yards of offense! Auburn had 193.
6. Number one thing to have a spread offense: Have a fast QB! OMG my grandma can run faster then him! And she uses a walker!
7. All Auburn fans care about is playing Bama to end the season. How about you think about a bowl game or a winning record first! Then focus on getting you’re ass kicked on national t.v. by bama!
8. Can someone have another mascot another then a TIGER! OMG out of the Top 25 teams 21 of them are “TIGERS”!!! Use your brain and think of something that’s not more used then a Craiglist girl!

ECU congrats. You now fit in the ranks of that horrible singer on American Idol!
You got your 15 mins of fame! Now go back to North Carolina and be overshadowed by DUKE!!!



BAMA PLAYS IN 6 DAYS!!!!
 
reger60 said:
Best post you've ever made. Do that every week. Very entertaining.

Thats sad if thats my best post! HAHA JK!

I couldnt sleep and just started typing!

Ill do one next week. Ill try to make it better!!

Thanks though!
 
Tider27 said:
porkchop said:
the_rolltide said:
Outlaw said:
the_rolltide said:
Vandy vs. Miss St
1. See….geeks get you nowhere when it counts!!!!

Besides being your boss... :wink:

CTRL ATL DEL is not my boss!!!
Neither is Porkchop...so we are good on that one! :D

I'm just his daddy. :D

He's half sheep? I knew there was something up with this guy. :D

LOL


Great post TRT. Enjoyed reading it. The Aubrun/Arky game was something else....take 14 off the score if you want to count offensive production. :D
 
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