🏈 The REAL Story on Willis Hiring (LMAO)

[BamaFan425]

Posted January 22, 2009 08:34 AM
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Posted: Today 6:56 AM
The truth behind Willis

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For 3 of the 8 years I lived in Auburn I was a member of a church that was also attended by a couple of people who worked in the athletic department. I was part of a morning Bible study with one of these people and formed a close friendship with him. I also lived next door to and still keep in touch with a former student manager on the team. Those are my sources, and here is what went down.

We’re all aware that Saban is a very sneaky recruiter, doing ANYTHING needed to land top recruits to build the program at UAT. He’s also very smart and knows how to hide evidence of his doings from lurkers. Since his hire Auburn has been trying to uncover enough evidence to turn him into the NCAA. So far all efforts have been unsuccessful.

Last week ole nicky called Jay Jacobs and requested permission to talk to Willis to fill empty spots on his staff…and Jacobs immediately saw this as his chance. Willis is not going to Bama to further his career, but to spy on the program. We now have one of our own on the inside over there. With current espionage technology, Willis will have both video and audio evidence of Saban’s going ons.

He has 2 weeks to gather the information. After which Auburn will spend a week or so summarizing the evidence to make a case to the NCAA.
Contrary to popular belief the LOI should arrive in 5-7 weeks (not 3) if all goes according to plan.

Off an Auburn site.

 

[Guest]

WOW, got a good laugh out of that one.

Please move this to the right thread :lol:

 

[imported_RollTideRandy]

and they were "saving" their offense for LSU this season too. :roll:

 

[cjaytch]

Schizophrenia, from the Greek roots schizein (σχίζειν, "to split") and phrēn, phren- (φρήν, φρεν-, "mind") is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. It most commonly manifests as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_schizophrenia

The Aubie who wrote that post needs to seek professional help.

 

[Kirk Van de Graaff]

Yep its true. Coach Saban is so blind he doesn't know whats going to hit him. Say and do anything, at any cost, and even throwing in Church and Bible study makes this true. :roll:


Truth, Willis is a solid hire, and is a professional, and will do well at Bama to better his career. He will recruit well at Bama, he will coach well at Bama, and Coach Saban will be on all his staff to better the program. Delusional Barners. Getting smoke checked 36-0 has venom in their veins.

 

[Guest]

That's pretty funny.

What's even more funny is some of them freaking out over this weird post by LIR http://www.tiderinsider.com/mb/msg/4332590.html#4332668

:shock:

In January, James Willis will be hired...
You heard it here first.

We should issue all Barner friends a complimentary tin foil hat. :lol:

I hear some in Lee County are preparing their homes as we speak

 

[Swamptick]

Joke topic. What barnturds say and think is irrelevant to all non retards.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

I would hope that Willis would think more of his career than to do something so stupid. Besides, Coach Satan will have him totally brainwashed in short order. I hear CNS already has Willis sleeping with a miniature recorder under his pillow saying Roll Tide over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over............... :shock: :shock:

 

[joeman546]

Posted January 22, 2009 08:34 AM
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Posted: Today 6:56 AM
The truth behind Willis

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For 3 of the 8 years I lived in Auburn I was a member of a church that was also attended by a couple of people who worked in the athletic department. I was part of a morning Bible study with one of these people and formed a close friendship with him. I also lived next door to and still keep in touch with a former student manager on the team. Those are my sources, and here is what went down.

We’re all aware that Saban is a very sneaky recruiter, doing ANYTHING needed to land top recruits to build the program at The University of Alabama. He’s also very smart and knows how to hide evidence of his doings from lurkers. Since his hire Auburn has been trying to uncover enough evidence to turn him into the NCAA. So far all efforts have been unsuccessful.

Last week ole nicky called Jay Jacobs and requested permission to talk to Willis to fill empty spots on his staff…and Jacobs immediately saw this as his chance. Willis is not going to Bama to further his career, but to spy on the program. We now have one of our own on the inside over there. With current espionage technology, Willis will have both video and audio evidence of Saban’s going ons.

He has 2 weeks to gather the information. After which Auburn will spend a week or so summarizing the evidence to make a case to the NCAA.
Contrary to popular belief the LOI should arrive in 5-7 weeks (not 3) if all goes according to plan.

Off an Auburn site.

Because everyone knows the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

He should be punished for hiding the evidence, and then punished again once it is found.

 

[alagator]

Posted January 22, 2009 08:34 AM
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Posted: Today 6:56 AM
The truth behind Willis

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For 3 of the 8 years I lived in Auburn I was a member of a church that was also attended by a couple of people who worked in the athletic department. I was part of a morning Bible study with one of these people and formed a close friendship with him. I also lived next door to and still keep in touch with a former student manager on the team. Those are my sources, and here is what went down.

We’re all aware that Saban is a very sneaky recruiter, doing ANYTHING needed to land top recruits to build the program at The University of Alabama. He’s also very smart and knows how to hide evidence of his doings from lurkers. Since his hire Auburn has been trying to uncover enough evidence to turn him into the NCAA. So far all efforts have been unsuccessful.

Last week ole nicky called Jay Jacobs and requested permission to talk to Willis to fill empty spots on his staff…and Jacobs immediately saw this as his chance. Willis is not going to Bama to further his career, but to spy on the program. We now have one of our own on the inside over there. With current espionage technology, Willis will have both video and audio evidence of Saban’s going ons.

He has 2 weeks to gather the information. After which Auburn will spend a week or so summarizing the evidence to make a case to the NCAA.
Contrary to popular belief the LOI should arrive in 5-7 weeks (not 3) if all goes according to plan.

Off an Auburn site.

Because everyone knows the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

He should be punished for hiding the evidence, and then punished again once it is found.

Caught that earlier too.

'Law and Order' is my favorite TV show (and outside news and 'Two-and-a-Half Men' about the only thing I really watch - well add Giada on the Food Network too I guess, but I digress), and there was an episode once where the two detectives were questioning a suspect when all they had were things he had not done. Finally, the suspect says 'So I am guilty because you don't have any evidence?'

Sorta rings the same here.

 

[billfish]

Posted January 22, 2009 08:34 AM
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The truth behind Willis

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For 3 of the 8 years I lived in Auburn I was a member of a church that was also attended by a couple of people who worked in the athletic department. I was part of a morning Bible study with one of these people and formed a close friendship with him. I also lived next door to and still keep in touch with a former student manager on the team. Those are my sources, and here is what went down.

We’re all aware that Saban is a very sneaky recruiter, doing ANYTHING needed to land top recruits to build the program at The University of Alabama. He’s also very smart and knows how to hide evidence of his doings from lurkers. Since his hire Auburn has been trying to uncover enough evidence to turn him into the NCAA. So far all efforts have been unsuccessful.

Last week ole nicky called Jay Jacobs and requested permission to talk to Willis to fill empty spots on his staff…and Jacobs immediately saw this as his chance. Willis is not going to Bama to further his career, but to spy on the program. We now have one of our own on the inside over there. With current espionage technology, Willis will have both video and audio evidence of Saban’s going ons.

He has 2 weeks to gather the information. After which Auburn will spend a week or so summarizing the evidence to make a case to the NCAA.
Contrary to popular belief the LOI should arrive in 5-7 weeks (not 3) if all goes according to plan.

Off an Auburn site.

Is that the same church that Tuberville used to help those players "in need"?? :roll: If so, I don't think Barn wants that golden parachute exposed. :shock:

Willis left because he recognized that if he wanted to move his career upward it wasn't going to be with Chizik. Shows he at least is a thinking man.

"current espionage technology".....lmao.

I can't believe I responded to this.

Roll Tide

 

[BamaBoy1986]

Is Thnis True About What LIR said and the Date?

That's pretty funny.

What's even more funny is some of them freaking out over this weird post by LIR http://www.tiderinsider.com/mb/msg/4332590.html#4332668

:shock:

In January, James Willis will be hired...
You heard it here first.

We should issue all Barner friends a complimentary tin foil hat. :lol:

I hear some in Lee County are preparing their homes as we speak