I hate the song Rocky Top, I hate the color Orange, I despise Phil Lard Ass Fulmer, I don't like blue tick hounds, I do not volunteer for anything, The letter T sickens me, coon skin hats look stupid, I cant get the retina damage from my eyes fixed cause of that crap ass orange, I dislike all UT fans before and after we play them, I don't answer the phone when my UT friends call me before, during and shortly after the game, cause I know they are gonna cry like wussies. Finally, I hate the pattern checkerboard, Other than that Roll Tide!