🏈 The Cameron Newton Auction (song)

[bamafanNky]

The Cameron Newton Auction
by Bama Dawg on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 at 12:30am
Again, someone sent me this via email tonight and I have no clue who wrote it or who to give credit to, but thought I'd share it!

Sung to the tune of "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery

Well I went down to the Cameron Newton auction
Where I saw a player we just had to have
The compliance guy said I should proceed with caution
But the boosters said “go ahead and make a bid on that!”

An’ I said hey Cecil Newton won’t ya gimme a sign
I’d do anything to make Cam mine all mine
We’ll pay your price and then rebuild your church
Yeah, I never seen a player looking so fine
Man we’ve got have him he’s one of a kind
He’s going once, going twice,
He’s sold to the booster in the second row
He’s 6-6 and runs a 4.5 you know
He’s got a rifle arm, sticky fingers, shifty eyes
And I’m ‘bout to bid Auburn’s season good-bye!

Well ol' Cecil was goin’ on bout a mile a minute
He was taking bids and discussing them out loud
And I knew how badly we wanted us a quarterback
So I just shouted out above the crowd!

I said hey Cecil Newton won’t ya gimme a sign
I’d do anything to make Cam mine all mine
We’ll pay your price and then rebuild your church
Yeah, I never seen a player looking so fine
Man we’ve got have him he’s one of a kind
He’s going once, going twice,
He’s sold to the bidder in the Auburn sweats
Well he won our hearts it was no contest
With his rifle arm, sticky fingers and shifty eyes
We’re about to bid Auburn’s season good-bye!

Yeah, we bought Cam off the auction block
An’ we hauled him to the plains
We’ll keep lying about what we did
Until we have to forfeit all our games!

An’ I said hey Cecil Newton won’t ya gimme a sign
I’d do anything to make Cam mine all mine
We’ll pay your price and then rebuild your church
Yeah, I never seen a player looking so fine
Man we’ve got have him he’s one of a kind
He’s going once, going twice,
He’s sold to the booster in the second row
He’s 6-6 and runs a 4.5 you know
He’s got a rifle arm, sticky fingers, shifty eyes
And I’m ‘bout to bid Auburn’s season good-bye!

 

[SabanNation27]

Thats pretty good and awesome.:laughcry: