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[It Takes Eleven]

Some people have too much time on their hands if all they have to worry about is a post count.

See, if my engine was up and running right now, that would have scored a 3.7...

 

[It Takes Eleven]

LOL! QUEEF!

Someone's been hanging around with Porterhouse lately! :lol:

It was a brief encounter, but I'm changed nonetheless.

 

[Outlaw]

LOL Priceless.

Tider? Suck up? Never! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[gary funderburk]

Good evening,

I should now apologize to the list.

The post count drop wasn't due to nebulous "server issues". The admins were just providing me cover, and I'm tired of them taking the heat.

Over the last few days, I surreptitiously installed a predictive post engine that calculates the qualitative value of each post, working under the trade name "QUalitative Electronically Engineered Fulfillment". If a post provided little logic or used more than one emoticon, the post count was only moved a fractional amount. If a post was exceptionally well-written and mentioned the educational level of the poster, or how a poster's teacher or professor vetted the content of the post, then the post was assigned a leverage score of 1.1 to 7.0. General suck-up posts to the admins were assigned a value of 12, hence Tider 27's rapid rise in post count.

I've removed the engine from the website, returning its status to the constitutionally-mandated, "one man, one post."

Had I known the volume of hot air resulting from my QUalitative Electronically Engineered Fulfillment, I would have never introduced it to the list.

I so, so, apologize. Can you find it in your feart to forgive me?

RTR,

Tim

My lord, my IQ just went up reading that! Or down however you want to look at it?

 

[ijijmijij]

um yeah i did mention my post count once in all of about 5 words but i am not a pussy and don't queef.

cool.

 

[Bamapossum]

I just saw the topic...

The post counts really aren't a big issue. I just liked being an "All-American" rather than "Second Team". :lol:

Ha..ha..

Thanks for the upgrade back to AA.

I guess my latest post blew the Q.U.E.E.F. system off the charts. It sounded funny anyway...The post that is...Oh, nevermind...

 

[Guest]

Sucking up? I'm offended. I'm obviously the coolest poster here, and you guys are just a bunch of haters. Don't make me start busting knee-caps in this motha...


Here's your multiple emoticon post too. :roll: :wink: