In the early 1950s, before 99% of you were born, network TV commercials were often live and thus potentially fun times. For instance, I remember a china cup instantly shattering into a million pieces when somebody's steaming, rich and flavorful coffee was poured into it. But the best of all was the Timex commercial, hosted by newsman John Cameron Swayze, the concept of which was to attach a wristwatch to the agitator of a filled clothes washer, run the machine for some seconds, then raise up its agitator to reveal how unconquerably waterproof the watch was. Unfortunately for Swayze, the jolting and centrifugal force had been too much for the watchband, and he brought up a bare agitator. "Well," he said with what enthusiasm he could fake, "you can bet it's still ticking down there somewhere."
Beats hell out of a gecko.