šŸˆ My take... (long)

Bamapossum

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Finally having some time to review my recorded games from this season, I spent some time this weekend analyzing and overanalyzing the Tideā€™s current success. Sure, I had already seen the games, albeit under the influence, but I enjoyed basking in the warm glow of the LCD screen. After watching them all again, I finally understood about how close Coach Saban is to realizing his team mission he shared in his debut press conference. Alabama is already becoming a team that other teams are going to have circle and cuss about. This team will hit you harder than any Alabama team in recent memory.

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Wonderful piece, Possum.

Classic stuff here:

"Itā€™s depression era-style powerhouse with better dental work, a state of the art weight room, and hookworm-free cheerleaders."

"While Mike Leach, the flakiest thing since Grands biscuits, is freebasing Crystal Light and developing a Tantric playbook, Saban is cooking up a grits and gravy style of Southern smackdown."

and the PiĆØce de rĆ©sistance:

"Maybe Iā€™m an old softy, but I like where things are going. Call me old-fashioned."

This coming after you spent a paragraph descriping blood bubbles, fetal positions, and wastelands of carnage.

Thanks for the read, Possum. This is EDSBS type wit. Good job.
 


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