šŸˆ Let me guess, Auburnā€¦ā€You want Bamaā€

Max

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There’s been a common theme in college football this year. It’s been an attitude more than a theme, really. An idea among football programs literally coast to coast.

ā€œWe want Bama.ā€

Bama. The standard to which all programs aspire. The very personification of perfection and dominance, 105 strong, all wearing cleats and a game time mad-on.

The team who even when they aren’t at their best avoids ā€œpulling a Stanfordā€ and rolls to victory. The team who has had its ticket punched in more ā€œGames of the Centuryā€ than any other program in recent history. The program who hasn’t lost a road game since early October 2010.

Across the state, Auburn has had an amazing season. A complete turnaround from a year ago, when blowouts were on the menu week after week, and the Tigers were the entree. Sitting at a most improbable 10-1, Auburn owns a season (as usual) of weird turns and twists. They say it’s better to be lucky than good, and the man who coined that phrase had to do so as his butt was planted on the cold bleachers of Jordan-Hare stadium. There is no luckier football program in the history of college athletics than the Auburn Tigers.

And Saturday night, on a 4th and 18, as the Auburn QB (who could not successfully strike the broad side of a barn three times in a row if given sunrise to sunset) heaved a final prayer as far as he could, Auburn luck struck again. Placed perfectly by a poorly trained DB in his bread basket, the only way the heave couldn’t have been completed is if Ricardo Louis didn’t have arms. He didn’t even really need hands.

And with that early Christmas present…

ā€œWe want Bama.ā€

Has there ever been a program that has lived in the minds of everybody else as much as Alabama?

We know you do Auburn, or else you wouldn’t have put our name permanently on the back wall of your football meeting room before the season. Who else does that? But now, eleven games later, and literally everything riding on the line with four quarters standing between you and a season of achieved fantasy, in 13 days, you get Bama. You get the Crimson Tide, who has been breathing and living on the thin, rare air for the better part of six years…air you’re just now stepping into. You get the team whose defensive backs are trained to swat away hail marrys rather than prolong your hope with interception attempts.

You get the team you haven’t scored an offensive point against in three seasons. You get the team that isn’t intimidated by crowds, or noise, or atmospheres. You get the team that 60 Minutes does stories on to try and decipher what makes these elite robots tick. You get the team that, even when giving up four turnovers, still beats their SEC opponent on the road by two scores.

In Alabama, you get the team who doesn’t blow 20-point 4th quarter leads. Whose nasty defense denies you points even in the improbable circumstance that you should get the ball deep in their territory. Whose strength coach stares your head coach down across the field during the game and taunts him, because he knows what you know, but don’t want to admit.

You get the team that faces LSU and wins, three times in a row now, wherever we face them.

You get the team that has shelved more trophies in the Nick Saban era than any other program.

You get the gold standard of college football in 2013.

And you get a team unimpressed by flashes in the pan, something you’re well know for. But instead, you get a team who has conquered a term you’ve never gotten to knowā€¦ā€sustained success.ā€

You’ve won 10 games this season Auburn. Good for you. At Alabama, a 10-win season is considered a down year (see 2010). Now let’s see if your team of renegades can stand up under the pressure that ā€˜Bama has become known for time and again, and again, and again, and again.

The man you wakes you up in the morning and puts you to sleep at night.

Let’s see how your coach, who was coaching high school football about the time our coach was lifting his first of four National Championship trophy, fares under the bright lights. I mean, when he isn’t facing a disabled foe. There isn’t an Alabama to take the manhood from your next opponent before you face them, and their playmakers will be at 100%, un-hobbled by injuries you didn’t help create but that you benefitted from nonetheless. You want Bama. And now, in 13 days, you get them.

Be careful what you wish for. Because from experience we can tell you, living at the top week-after-week while dining on the pressure that comes with that top post, everybody wants Bama until we step on their field, and step on their dreams.

And we’re stepping on yours in thirteen days. And the worse news for you? We want you too.

Because you stand between us and the thing that has been a regular stay in our diet of late. Championships. If you want to sleep at night for the next two weeks, don’t check Nick Saban’s record at Alabama in games when hardware is on the line. Just don’t do it.

Instead, let your fantasy live on. At least for thirteen more days.

Read more at http://capstonereport.com/2013/11/17/let-guess-auburn-want-bama/22584/#afqUbC07KE3T5ZMe.99
 
Crushing their hopes and dreams next week will be the greatest early Christmas present ever. I wanted them to beat TAMU to get their hopes up .. and then they beat Georgia .. and it just increased their cockiness, arrogance, and joy. This will make it all the sweeter when we wreck their sh*t up.

Bama will have them running for the nearest bridge next Saturday.
 
Crushing their hopes and dreams next week will be the greatest early Christmas present ever. I wanted them to beat TAMU to get their hopes up .. and then they beat Georgia .. and it just increased their cockiness, arrogance, and joy. This will make it all the sweeter when we wreck their sh*t up.

Bama will have them running for the nearest pasture next Saturday.

Fixed that for you. :biggrin_blue:
 
I saw a thing on Facebook about how to tie neck scarves, you know, all the different ways. Maybe we could share all the different ways to tie a noose. That would come in handy in a couple of weeks around the Plains.
 
I've had a few thumping their chests and screaming "Did you see that catch?" My response was simple. Mark Richt is a Nice man, he doesn't discipline his team, he doesn't work on fundamentals that we taught when I was coaching HS. He doesn't teach the reasoning behind plays either. I also told them that, Coach Saban and the TIDE will come calling to that cow pasture on the plains and WE WON"T BE DRESSING OUT UGAs DEFENSE EITHER!!! WE ARE DISCIPLINED AND WE ARE COACHED ON SITUATIONS THAT EVEN A HS DB WOULD KNOW TO BE UNSELFISH AND JUST BAT THE DAMN BALL DOWN!! The Barn blew a 20pt lead to a decimated UGA team and then needed a hail mary to regain the lead and STILL you came within 15yds of LOSING again!! Enjoy it BARNERS, Saban is coming and he is bringing hell with him!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4
 
I've had a few thumping their chests and screaming "Did you see that catch?" My response was simple. Mark Richt is a Nice man, he doesn't discipline his team, he doesn't work on fundamentals that we taught when I was coaching HS. He doesn't teach the reasoning behind plays either. I also told them that, Coach Saban and the TIDE will come calling to that cow pasture on the plains and WE WON"T BE DRESSING OUT UGAs DEFENSE EITHER!!! WE ARE DISCIPLINED AND WE ARE COACHED ON SITUATIONS THAT EVEN A HS DB WOULD KNOW TO BE UNSELFISH AND JUST BAT THE DAMN BALL DOWN!! The Barn blew a 20pt lead to a decimated UGA team and then needed a hail mary to regain the lead and STILL you came within 15yds of LOSING again!! Enjoy it BARNERS, Saban is coming and he is bringing hell with him!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4

You got that right. Basic rules, 4th and 18, pass way downfield (not to mention the game on the line), bat the dang ball to the ground!! And make it obvious!!
 
I hate to wish it here so quickly,because after November 30th, the regular season is in the books. Man, this season has FLOWN! I want to lay a beat down on them something fierce. I don't want a 2009 game, because those idiots live off of moral victories. But, I'm not naive enough to believe that it will be a 2011 or 2012 type of game either. But, it needs to be somewhere in between. 10-17 points. Enough to where they can't claim a moral victory. These idiots need to be shut up. Hearing about that "beat down" is nauseating. How is 5 points a beat down? And how is blowing a 20 point lead in the 4th quarter at home to a so-so team a beat down? Not to mention, they have gotten so drunk on stupidity,that they were rubbing in the fact that our basketball team lost to Oklahoma. Somewhere in all that "trash talk", I guess that they forgot that their basketball team was defeated by Northwestern State.:icon_lol: Anyway, I hate to wish for the end of the regular season. But, dang it, 11/30 just can not get here fast enough.
 
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