🏈 Just for a little entertainment, fill in the blank: The last time Tennessee beat Alabama ---------

[jdpas29]

I was single

 

[bama alum]

Steve Erwin had just died about a month before.

Oh, wow! Didn't realize that. A bit of a party foul, I posted the idea about the iPhone in the avoid the rush thread before I saw this one...:very_drunk:

 

[JoshB]

And the streak continues...

I resemble that remark! :icon_cheers:

 

[Bamabww]

I told the three sunuvabitches Vile fans I work with when we did beat them again, I was gonna be the worst two Bama fans they had ever known. And I have kept my word. I have given them hell and more since CNS arrived.

My hatred for the barn is never any less but I hate the viles more each year.

 

[silvermetalflake]

Some guy named Bryant said, "So what was the name of that team you wanted me to coach?"

 

[TerryP]

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[bamaraider]

DJ Hall was our number receiver.

 

[bama alum]

DJ Hall was our number receiver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mr9F7kHMM

 

[UAgrad93]

Ascot Friday ‏<img alt="" src="https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.567420689.0744/pp,650x642-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg" style="width: 75px; height: 100px;" />@</s>Ascot_Friday <small class="time">23h </small> Our head coach played QB in high school. Yours? Well… <img alt="" src="https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.567420689.0744/pp,650x642-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg" style="width: 75px; height: 100px;" />#</s>TennesseeHateWeek pic.twitter.com/xodINoImgg

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[JoshB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mr9F7kHMM

So am I the only one thats still a DJ Hall fan?

 

[TerryP]

So am I the only one thats still a DJ Hall fan?

If you're a fan because of the 2007 game I'm not with you—a JPW fan, no doubt.

What were his numbers that game? As best I can recall no INT's, three TD's, and around a 70% completion rate.

We could probably agree that was a team win, all around. Again, if I recall correctly, it was the first time we'd seen something close to a complete game from the Tide that season.

In the end, there's no denying DJ was good on the field.

 

[bamaraider]

Here's a good writing on WoollyAl:

http://www.woollyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=30245

I do not like Tennersee. I do not like orange. I do not like the Tennersee volunteers. I do not like the Tennersee Titans. Why? Because they are in Tennersee, and I do not like Tennersee, The BamaTodd I am.

I do not like orange. Bright orange, neon orange, burnt orange neutral orange, and especially that ridiculous pale orange that looks like they had a shirt and left it in the back window of the car for the summer and it faded. What kind of dumbass conducts this kind of experiment to determine a jersey color?

I do not like words that rhyme with “orange.”

I do not like the Tennesee River, or the mountain man. No way in hell we get together even if we can.

I don’t like Tennersee Walking Horses. I like horses that run.

I do not like the Tennessee Smokey Mountains. They even make me dislike Smokey the Bear. However, those Little Smokies smoked sausages are pretty damn good.

I don’t like Tennessee Ernie Ford. Ernie on Sesame Street is much better. And he drives a Corvette.

I don’t like to take home a package of Tennersee Pride. Instead, I leave it at the store and chose Ziegler’s Sausage. My tasty sausage balls deserve Bama’s finest blended pig meat.

I do not like Tennersee whiskey. I prefer Kentukky Bourbon and it is obviously better, as they named a street after it near the location of many Alabama Championship victories.

Who in the hell makes whiskey in a dry county? That’s just fukkin’ stupid.

I do not like the Tennersee Stud, nor do I like the Tennersee Flat Top Box.

But I do love Johnny Cash. He even knew better than to like Tennersee—that’s why he spent most of his days at his home in Jamaica. Ya mon.

I don’t like that song, “Tennessee” by Arrested Development. Why? Why in the hell do you think? It’s called TENNESSEE!!

I do not like Peyton Manning. QB’s should have a forehead, not a five-head.

I do not like the orange Gatorade. I only drink the green.

I do not like Fil Phulmer. He can kiss my ass. Lane Kiffin can too. But I’ll let him send his wife over to kiss something else…

I do not like orange juice. I drink my vodka straight. In fact, I do not like any citrus fruit, because you can’t spell “citrus” without UT.

And speaking of drinking vodka, who in the hell other than dumbass Tennersee hillbillies would stick a tube in their asses and pour booze into them? WTF is that?? So you’re hanging out at a fraternity party on campus, and this is how you get drunk? So what is your pick-up line with the chicks? “Hey baby, let’s go get a couple of drinks,” and then you go and stick a tube up your ass? I’m sure the ladies are impressed.

I do not like Dollywood. Although back in the day, Dolly would have probably given me wood.

I do not like Bush’s Baked Beans, kidney beans, red beans, or chili beans. Their company/factory is in Knoxville. Another reason why that place smells like a big fart.

I do not like the Justin P. Wilson Cumberland Trail State Park.

I DO like the John P. Wilson-led 41-17 victory over the hillbillies in 2007. He was 32-46 for 363 yards and 3TD’s. And easily the most beautiful man in the stadium that day. How you do like me now, bitches?!

I do not like to play checkers. It reminds me of the ridiculous end zones in that nasty stadium.

I do not like the grandmother who shouted F-bombs at me as I left their nasty stadium during a game in the 90’s. Extremely classy, as she held the hand of her 9 or 10-year old grandson.

I also do not like the jackasses that spit on us from above the portal as we left.

I do not like Bill Dance and his ugly-ass hat with the T on it.

I do not like how they name all of their cities something-ville. You know, like Nashville, Knoxville, and Memphisville.

I do not like the Tennersee Lottery. If you win, they give you chickens to barter with instead of money.

I do not like Al Gore. He is from Tennersee and invented Global Warming. Which is a lie. His pants are on fire.

I do not like volunteers. If I need something done, I’ll pay someone to do it.

I do not like to dance the Tennersee Waltz. I’d rather put on my boogie shoes and do The Hustle. Because we hustle like the Crimson Tide. And every day I’m hustlin’.

No, I do not like Tennersee, not at all. I do not like Tennersee, summer spring or fall. Winter too. I would not like them on a boat, and I know they like to **** goats. I would not like them on a train; I look forward to bringing them pain. I do not like them in the day, I do not like them in the night. I do not like their team, I do not like their state. To beat them, I cannot wait. They disgust me. I DO NOT LIKE TENNERSEE, The BamaTodd I am. Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth. Roll Tide.
So it is written, so it shall be.

 

[BamaFan615]

I was a pot head...

Ditto.

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

"I do not like Peyton Manning. QB’s should have a forehead, not a five-head."

BWWHAHAHAHAHAAA!

 

[MissingRing]

Slightly off topic, but has Tennessee ever beaten Alabama in Bryant-Denny?

 

[JoshB]

If you're a fan because of the 2007 game I'm not with you—a JPW fan, no doubt.

What were his numbers that game? As best I can recall no INT's, three TD's, and around a 70% completion rate.

We could probably agree that was a team win, all around. Again, if I recall correctly, it was the first time we'd seen something close to a complete game from the Tide that season.

In the end, there's no denying DJ was good on the field.

I'm a fan of DJ because of what he did on the field in general, not just the Tennessee game... but if we're gonna mention Tennessee games how bout the big catch in '05?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGbnUAqfqc

Or since you mention JPW... was this all JPW too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2B5PltXWjY

How bout Julio's game against Tennessee in '10?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p5ZEwmZxo

Julio made Tennessee his b*tch regularly, 25 catches for 378 yards in 3 games.

In fact DJ made Tennessee even more of his b*tch, 30 catches for 426 yards and 2 TDs in 3 games...

Amari had 7 catches, 162 yards, 2 TDs last year so maybe hes gonna continue the making Tennessee your b*tch tradition...