It All Started With an I-Phone

psychojoe

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It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
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I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
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My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

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My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.




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It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.


This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!
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