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A elderly man calls his neighbor and says” Please come over and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even figure out how to get it started.” The neighbor asks, “ What is it supposed to be when it is finished?” The old man says, “According to the picture on the box, it is a rooster!”

The neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets her in and shows her where he has the puzzle spread out on the table. She studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, turns to him and says. “ First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble theses pieces into anything resembling a rooster. “

She takes his hand and says, “ Secondly, i want you to relax, have a nice cup of tea, and then…” she says with a deep sigh, “ Let’s put the corn flakes back in the box."
 
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