Me, Sweetater, Squanto, and Geronimo will be here at the Cracker Palace bringing the house down and annoying our Big 10 neighbors, as we always do on football season Saturdays!
Before the game, I'll roast a chicken, make a pan sauce, bake some frog bread, saute some green beans and peppers, and russel up a mess of garlic spaghetti. We'll wash it down with a couple of gallons of Alabama Sweet Tea. I can't wait. And I can't wait to hang with y'all during the game. I tell you, y'all kept me from climbing a tower with a scoped rifle during after the Arkansas game!
(Note to government snoopers: the last sentence is in no way to be taken seriously

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