oh my lord, i am in tears right now! lmao i dont know what was more funny, the actual article or the mildly retarded posters who posted comments under it, most thinking the article was serious. lmao.
"But he wasn’t the real assailant here. Oh no. On Tuesday, the real assailant sat on a jet plane from Tuscaloosa, AL to an unknown recruiting destination, secure in his devilish $4 million salary, stroking a pet cat, and leering down at the world below."
I knew CNS had dogs...but do ya think his cats' name is Mr. Bigglesworth?
I love Goldmember btw...one of the funniest movies ever made imho.
, the real assailant sat on a jet plane from Tuscaloosa, AL to an unknown recruiting destination, secure in his devilish $4 million salary, stroking a pet cat, and leering down at the world below.
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