šŸˆ Gump4Heisman interviews Auburn's Stan White

STAN WHITE: Yea, dragons. That’s the reason he’s recruiting so well right now. Dragons are a huge recruiting draw. It’s like ā€˜Hey, do you want to play for me? Oh yea, by the way, check out this sweet-ass dragon.


That might be one of the funniest things I have read on that site and there was too much to quote that was funny.....


I been saying this to all my Aubrun friends.....when we end the streak....what will you have to talk about but...the past...o the irony.
 
these two had me rolling....

STAN WHITE: The Bear died. And Alabama hasn’t been good since.

GUMP: What about 1992?

STAN WHITE: Overrated.

GUMP: The year 1992 was overrated?

STAN WHITE: Yes it was. And that Bammer defense was too.

GUMP: That ’92 ā€˜bammer’ defense sacked you 10 times in one game Stan White.

STAN WHITE: 10 times? I don’t remember that.

GUMP: Exactly.

STAN WHITE: OK, well tell me this. How come I never saw any ā€˜Honk if you sacked Stan White’ bumper stickers?

GUMP: I don’t think anyone felt it necessary to print one.

and....


GUMP: Stan White everybody. Thanks for your time. Suicide at this point seems strangely appealing.

lmao classic.
 

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