How about an automotive company going old school and sponsoring a very minor crime like a Chevy Citation? DUIs could be sponsored by alcoholic beverages. But, since they’re college kids, UT could be very crafty in its scheme by giving the smaller labels bigger marketing opportunities like, “Vince Faison’s DUI was brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon” or “Daryl Vereen’s drunken outburst was made possible by large contributions from Schlitz, Natural Ice and Smirnoff Vodka.”
