The SEC nation is tugging at the reins so hard that they will break any minute.
The news people (I can't call them reporters or journalists) are so busy sniffing around for ANYTHING to satiate the appetite of the fans that they are down to publishing the menu at the Bryant Hall snackbar.
One more week of this insanity and they'll be publishing horoscopes for the returning starters. Sadly, they'll sell every paper they print it in and get 1,000,000,000 hits on their websites. "Feisty Pisces Won't Flop if the Tide Rises."
They will have already tailed every solid player and started working on the freshman for negative angles... "Marquis Maze Gets Back an Extra Quarter in Change and Doesn't Give it Back!" subtitle: "How Bad is Bama's Discipline Problem?"
That will be followed on the boards by the regular posters...
"I don't care what anybody says. If a boy will steal a quarter, he'll steal a car! I say put that kind of scum off the team now!"
and from the Barn...
"I gess he kin youse that kwarter to by him a Icekream kone!!!"
Just kick the stinking ball already!!! I'm tired of the BS! I want to see somebody put on gasoline underwear, set their hair on fire, and go blow somebody up!!!
;flame ;j;l; *barner )GA &*&*& ,$
The news people (I can't call them reporters or journalists) are so busy sniffing around for ANYTHING to satiate the appetite of the fans that they are down to publishing the menu at the Bryant Hall snackbar.
One more week of this insanity and they'll be publishing horoscopes for the returning starters. Sadly, they'll sell every paper they print it in and get 1,000,000,000 hits on their websites. "Feisty Pisces Won't Flop if the Tide Rises."
They will have already tailed every solid player and started working on the freshman for negative angles... "Marquis Maze Gets Back an Extra Quarter in Change and Doesn't Give it Back!" subtitle: "How Bad is Bama's Discipline Problem?"
That will be followed on the boards by the regular posters...
"I don't care what anybody says. If a boy will steal a quarter, he'll steal a car! I say put that kind of scum off the team now!"
and from the Barn...
"I gess he kin youse that kwarter to by him a Icekream kone!!!"
Just kick the stinking ball already!!! I'm tired of the BS! I want to see somebody put on gasoline underwear, set their hair on fire, and go blow somebody up!!!
;flame ;j;l; *barner )GA &*&*& ,$