🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 🏕️ You have to camp alone in one of these 3 places for a full week, pick which one…

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

You have a tent (and all the basic stuff like sleeping bag, cot, lantern, stove, etc) and all the food and water you need plus a rifle and fishing gear if you want it. No cell service. Which place do you choose? 1 week.

 

[Rsedge72]

#1 is tops I believe…

But I’d take any of the three!!!

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I will award a bonus item to each person that responds.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

#1 is tops I believe…

But I’d take any of the three!!!

Your bonus item is a hammock (female NOT included).

 

[rick4bama]

I stop camping after I left the Army. But I would pick #1.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I stop camping after I left the Army. But I would pick #1.

Your bonus item is...

 

[Rsedge72]

Your bonus item is a hammock (female NOT included).


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Why can’t I have her too??!!??

 

[TerryP]

you need plus a rifle

This takes #1 out of the picture. What do you need a rifle for on the beach?

I'm taking the second option: fresh meat.

 

[colbyjacks]

I’d have to go with picture 2. Camped at the beach many times. Love the sound of waves but it can feel like a desert during the day.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

This takes #1 out of the picture. What do you need a rifle for on the beach?

I'm taking the second option: fresh meat.

plus a rifle and fishing gear if you want it.

You don't want it, then you don't get it. Simple as that. And for being purposely obtuse, you get the rifle on yours, but no ammo. I'll throw in a bayonet though because there are bears out there.

Your bonus item is...

A pallet of Bud Light (Chargers Edition)…

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I’d have to go with picture 2. Camped at the beach many times. Love the sound of waves but it can feel like a desert during the day.

Your bonus item is...

A horse.

 

[rick4bama]

Your bonus item is a hammock (female NOT included).


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That's good, because the wife would kill me! She a nurse and knows how to do it without a trace!

 

[Krimson]

I'll take the beer and spot 1

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I'll take the beer and spot 1

He'd give it you.

But you still get another bonus item...

A shit ton of premium fireworks...

 

[TerryP]

You don't want it, then you don't get it. Simple as that. And for being purposely obtuse, you get the rifle on yours, but no ammo. I'll throw in a bayonet though because there are bears out there.

Your bonus item is...

A pallet of Bud Light (Chargers Edition)…

I appreciate you pointing out a rare instance of truth in advertising.

 

[TerryP]

He'd give it you.

But you still get another bonus item...

A shit ton of premium fireworks...

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No lighter?

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

No lighter?

Matches/lighters are included in the basic stuff. Keep it up and I'm gonna take away your tent on #2 and add shitty weather!

 

[TerryP]

Matches/lighters are included in the basic stuff. Keep it up and I'm gonna take away your tent on #2 and add shitty weather!

I have a knife and a dead bear.

If there are fish in those streams, and there are because you brought bear into the picture, a T-shirt works as a seine net.

Now I've got bear meat, salmon, and a fire. I'll use the butt of the rifle to tenderize the meat.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

I have a knife and a dead bear.

If there are fish in those streams, and there are because you brought bear into the picture, a T-shirt works as a seine net.

Now I've got bear meat, salmon, and a fire. I'll use the butt of the rifle to tenderize the meat.

That's some Dwight Schrute shit if I've ever seen it.

 

[TerryP]

That's some Dwight Schrute shit if I've ever seen it.

Oh. That's good!