🏈 ABC 33/40 sports just reported that Saban had...

[ExiledTidefan]

If I may borrow some lines from the Chicago Bears Superfans show (from SNL)...

Alright, let's see. Saban vs. God........God, but in overtime.

Alright, Saban vs the Entire Minnesota Vikings team, all at once....Saban.

Okay, Saban vs. Saban's Twin....Scoreless tie, after 12 overtimes.

 

[CrimsonPirate]

And we'll throw in this Alabama-forged Porterhouse manicure set absolutely free, no strings (or phalanges for that matter) attached.

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I needs me one o' them manicure sets. That middle blade looks like it could take care of my ingrown toenail. :shock:

 

[rolltyroll]

holy s@#$!LMAO!!! :lol: