| FTBL ABC 33/40 sports just reported that Saban had...

[imported_Porter]

some minor surgery performed on his neck today (to correct some "discomfort"). First I've heard or seen of that... Knowing Saban, they did it in the plane during his 30 minute flight to Bay Minette this afternoon. He's been going pretty non-stop the last few days.

 

[ColoradoTide]

Did they also happen to point out that he makes $4M/yr?

 

[Chuck-E-Cheeze]

According to my sources, Saban had to have three of his vertebrae removed due to an extremely high blood count of TESTOSTERONE. Doctors said that with the removal of the bones, it "should place him at a level (of TESTOSTERONE) equal to that of Chuck Norris and the 1968 Russian powerlifting team." Please keep CNS in your prayers as her recovers for the next 6.8 seconds.

 

[Birmingham]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it, who you're connected to or who you know, but over the past couple of weeks I have now come to an understanding, an epiphany if you will... You are Nick Saban.


(before you deny it I have wire taps and taped conversations)

 

[imported_Porter]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it...

I have a TV that was tuned to ABC 33/40. :lol:

 

[tidentrue12]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it...

I have a TV that was tuned to ABC 33/40. :lol:

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[Chuck-E-Cheeze]

Hey BIRMINGHAM, try not to inflate Porter's head. At this point it is enormous. I have travelled that road and he doesn't get any nicer.

 

[Birmingham]

Hey BIRMINGHAM, try not to inflate Porter's head. At this point it is enormous. I have travelled that road and he doesn't get any nicer.

thank you and this has been noted. Porter, you're a some-a-bitch. :lol:

 

[Guest]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it...

I have a TV that was tuned to ABC 33/40. :lol:

So thats your source...

 

[Guest]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it...

I have a TV that was tuned to ABC 33/40. :lol:

And where would one obtain one of these "TV'S" of which you speak??

 

[bear facts]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it, who you're connected to or who you know, but over the past couple of weeks I have now come to an understanding, an epiphany if you will... You are Nick Saban.


(before you deny it I have wire taps and taped conversations)

Porterhouse continues his rise toward cult leader status, gaining Saban-like popularity each passing day from his ever-growing feedlot of devoted followers, more commonly known as Meatheads.

Quick! Order your official "I Worship Porterhouse" T-shirts for only $19.99 each (sorry no Bama Bucks please) before it's too late (limited supply on hand, or anywhere else)

And we'll throw in this Alabama-forged Porterhouse manicure set absolutely free, no strings (or phalanges for that matter) attached.

Quick! PM bear facts for PayPal information right now and save on shipping.

 

[rolltide_21]

WOW. Saban never stops.

 

[ghice]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it, who you're connected to or who you know, but over the past couple of weeks I have now come to an understanding, an epiphany if you will... You are Nick Saban.


(before you deny it I have wire taps and taped conversations)

Porterhouse continues his rise toward cult leader status, gaining Saban-like popularity each passing day from his ever-growing feedlot of devoted followers, more commonly known as Meatheads.

Quick! Order your official "I Worship Porterhouse" T-shirts for only $19.99 each (sorry no Bama Bucks please) before it's too late (limited supply on hand, or anywhere else)

And we'll throw in this Alabama-forged Porterhouse manicure set absolutely free, no strings (or phalanges for that matter) attached.

Quick! PM bear facts for PayPal information right now and save on shipping.

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL AT FACTS MART

NEW!!! Porter House Approved Thongs

 

[Guest]

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL AT FACTS MART

NEW!!! Porter House Approved Thongs

LMAO!!!

 

[bear facts]

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL AT FACTS MART

NEW!!! Porter House Approved Thongs

LMAO!!!

:lol:

That's just too good!

 

[imported_Porter]

Porter, I haven't been here very long. I've seen you post time and time again with information that is pure gold. I don't know how you get it, who you're connected to or who you know, but over the past couple of weeks I have now come to an understanding, an epiphany if you will... You are Nick Saban.


(before you deny it I have wire taps and taped conversations)

Porterhouse continues his rise toward cult leader status, gaining Saban-like popularity each passing day from his ever-growing feedlot of devoted followers, more commonly known as Meatheads.

Quick! Order your official "I Worship Porterhouse" T-shirts for only $19.99 each (sorry no Bama Bucks please) before it's too late (limited supply on hand, or anywhere else)

And we'll throw in this Alabama-forged Porterhouse manicure set absolutely free, no strings (or phalanges for that matter) attached.

Quick! PM bear facts for PayPal information right now and save on shipping.

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL AT FACTS MART

NEW!!! Porter House Approved Thongs

Nice. I think we have our door prizes now for the A-Day tailgate.

 

[Guest]

"Surgical procedure" to remove a "pain in his neck"? That sounds like a cryptic way of saying that he put out a contract for a mob hit.

Quick, has anyone heard of another school having trouble getting in touch with one of their recruiters on the road?

Saban is THE GODFATHER.

 

[Swamptick]

It is a known fact that the original cast of Street Fighter II are all the children of Nick Saban.

With genes like that I am sure Coach Saban will be fine.

 

[Guest]

According to my sources, Saban had to have three of his vertebrae removed due to an extremely high blood count of TESTOSTERONE. Doctors said that with the removal of the bones, it "should place him at a level (of TESTOSTERONE) equal to that of Chuck Norris and the 1968 Russian powerlifting team." Please keep CNS in your prayers as her recovers for the next 6.8 seconds.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[BamaHeat]

don't mess with NICKBO