College football sucks now. Money ruins everything, and it ruined a once passionate and great sport. ESPN Sucks. 95% of bowl games suck. The playoff system sucks. The stupid fucking rules that got rid of good defense suck. The NIL sucks. Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit definitely both suck. College gameday sucks now. Auburn still sucks. Lee Corso should have retired in two thousand fucking eight.
Big money has done to this great sport what an average Joe does to his toilet after eating 10 Chalupas from Taco Bell. Big money has spread its cheeks and pressure hosed this sport with projectile diarrhea. All the while, all those disgusting fucks at ESPN, the NCAA, and the conference leaderships continue to find ways to make this sport even more shittier than the year before.
Its like all these commissioners and Big TV assholes all sit in a room and think to themselves "Hey Bill, how can we make this sport worse than the year before? More useless bowl games? Yes! More stupid rules that make it better for the QBs? Double Yes! An expanded playoff? That might be the dumbest fucking thing ever Bill, but lets do it anyway and make the regular season completely suck. What's this you say, more national championship games on Monday night? Well its not like I have to worry about working on Tuesday morning, I'll be sleeping in and get my dick sucked by some braud at my country club."
Fuck ESPN, Fuck the NCAA, and definitely fuck Disney. If anyone from Disney every reads this ridiculous over-the-top tirade, please know that if I ever found Mickey Mouse lurking in my home, I would take the little shit and put him in my garbage disposal just to spite every last one of you motherfuckers who work for Disney.
/end rant