🏈 You can change one thing about the SEC. What is it and why?

[PhillyGirl]

It's the offseason, why not play around with some hypotheticals? Be as silly or serious as you like.

Me, I'd change it so that no one team can have the same mascot in the conference.

So we currently have:

UF Gators
UGA Bulldogs
UK Wildcats
Mizzou Tigers
USCe Gamecocks
UT Volunteers
Vandy Commodores
UA Crimson Tide
UAr Razorbacks
AU Tigers
LSU Tigers
Ole Miss Rebels/Landsharks/Blackbears/whatevers
MSU Bulldogs
TAMU Aggies

This means that UGA, MSU, Mizzou, AU, and LSU need to pick a unique mascot.

Here's what I'd go with:

UGA keeps the Bulldogs
MSU becomes the Cow(bell)s

Mizzou becomes the Mules (state animal)
AU becomes the War Eagles
LSU keeps the Tigers but makes it 'Bayou Bengals' because it sounds cooler

 

[TerryP]

Fire Sankey.

 

[50+yeartidefan]

No 1100 am kickoffs central
No kickoffs after 7 pm central
No artificial noise....including cowbells (assessed a penalty if non compliant)
No music on stadium sound systems between plays
One sec game a week on Thursday night....but cant be any of the top 4/ ranked teams...without their consent..
Sec teams get their pick of bowls based on their rankings....no automatic match up
Crowds cannot "Boo"opposing team as the enter or exit field ( assessed a penalty on home team if they dont comply)
Loss of helmet....team can use a TO instead of player having to sit out a play...
Auburn touchdowns only count 4 points....

 

[JoseyWalesTheOutlaw]

Fire Sankey.

Ed Zackery............he adds nothing to the SEC that any run of the mill AD couldn't have done. He is just the typical yankee azzhole.

 

[PhillyGirl]

Fire Sankey.

You thread killer you.

 

[PhillyGirl]

Fire Sankey.

Ed Zackery............he adds nothing to the SEC that any run of the mill AD couldn't have done. He is just the typical yankee azzhole.

We aren't all bad, I promise. Just, ya know, a lot of us