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Alabama Restores Order to College Football Universe

I saw this on the rant. Aside from some veiled jabs and a bit of Bama/Southern hate, it's pretty good.
Historic teams come and go in college football, but Alabama is beginning to feel more like air. It’s just there. All the time. And there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Each season still starts with a simple fact: There are 128 teams in college football, and 127 of them are chasing Alabama.

Alabama was everything to Clemson. Clemson was the same as everyone else to Alabama.
All that arrogance was packed into one button popular among Saban’s acolytes. It didn’t say ā€œRoll Tide.ā€ It didn’t say ā€œBeat Clemson.ā€ It said what Alabama fans feel—and what they should feel. It simply said: ā€œBeat Everyone.ā€

He is right though. In an Era where football dynasties were supposed to be dead, Bama is a team apart.
 
As I mentioned in another thread, I was stuck in the DFW airport waiting on a flight to Birmingham during a small portion of the 1st quarter. There were two fans bases watching the game, about 15 of us in Alabama gear or those not in Clemson gear. I didn't see one person in Clemson gear, but there were lots of folks rooting for Clemson.

These other football fans are so caught up in the moment they fail to realize they're watching the greatest run in college football...EVER
 
This is why I use my sig.

I first saw it reading Once an Eagle years ago before finding out it was actually a translation from Caligula, but "oderint dum metuant" or "let them hate, so long as they fear" is the unofficial, yet fitting, motto I hold for Bama football... especially under CNS.
 
I read much of the WSJ each day, and the awesome thing is the sports and human interest stories are written just as well as most of the articles.

I read one comment on the article that was worth sharing:

Stephen Keith7 days ago

It's not the money that Alabama football makes that makes Alabama football great. The money is the effect, not the cause. The cause is combining a storied championship football program with the best college football coach alive, mix them together like a good martini and the "Process" produces championships.

But like Saban almost said after the game, this is my favorite team. It had the toughest schedule in the country, it did not have a proven starter at quarterback, it had to fight and claw for everything it got. This team won it on heart. Or as my son said last night, this team played football like it was the underdog, like his Auburn Tigers (he's a student there) have to play football because they almost always are. This team did whatever it took to win.

Roll Tide!​
 
A Little Debbie redux, also by Cohen. Hilarious, drinking the day old coffee to get the day started.

Nick Saban Eats Cookies for Breakfast

Nick Saban Eats Cookies for Breakfast
The Alabama coach’s obsession with Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies is perhaps the one thing players and fellow coaches know for sure about their boss.

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Head coach Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide PHOTO: RONALD MARTINEZ/GETTY IMAGES
By
BEN COHEN
Jan. 11, 2016 11:08 a.m. ET
6 COMMENTS

Phoenix

It’s not every day that Nick Saban comes over for dinner. So when he visited Alabama wide receiver ArDarius Stewart’s home on a recruiting trip, Stewart’s mother cooked up a meal for the special occasion. Stewart still remembers what she served: salad, lasagna and a very specifically chosen dessert.

ā€œA lot of oatmeal cream pies,ā€ he said.

They weren’t any old oatmeal cream pies. They were Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. And the Alabama coach eats them every morning.

Saban is already the most successful coach of his generation, but a win Monday over Clemson in college football’s national championship would solidify his case as the greatest of all time. Books have been written about him. He has written books about himself. Saban has already accomplished so much at Alabama that the school thought he was worthy of a nine-foot bronze statue outside the football stadium. He has since won two more titles.

But even encyclopedic Alabama fans still know next to nothing about Saban. They have no clue what he likes or dislikes other than winning and losing.

Saban doesn’t Snapchat. He doesn’t tweet. He doesn’t even text. The coach is such a guarded demigod that he can reveal something completely trivial—that he watches the Weather Channel, for example—and it turns into a floor-to-ceiling window into his soul.

That’s why it was simply jaw-dropping when Saban let it slip that he may be the state’s leading consumer of Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies.

Saban is not an oatmeal-creme-pie kind of guy. The sport’s most intimidating coach is someone who seems like he lives off dry toast and black coffee. But it turns out he has a soft spot when it comes to breakfast. He begins every day with sugary cookies sold by a smiling young girl in a straw hat.

The sport has seized on Saban’s unusual addiction. Fans now bring him oatmeal snacks. Recruits have them waiting when he comes to their living rooms. Television networks have made commercials about them. And his colleagues have become accustomed to spotting signs of Little Debbie around the office.

ā€œI’ve seen boxes everywhere,ā€ said Alabama offensive line coach Mario Cristobal.

It’s not quite the breakfast of champions. The oatmeal creme pies are what they sound like: a thin layer of vanilla cream sandwiched by cookies. ā€œI don’t know how you can go wrong with that combination,ā€ said Mike Gloekler, a spokesman for McKee Foods, which owns Little Debbie.

Saban’s players said this week that the treat is too sweet for their tastes. Saban hasn’t sold other coaches, either. ā€œIf it doesn’t have peanut butter, hot sauce or ranch, I ain’t eating it,ā€ said Alabama strength coach Scott Cochran.

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Alabama head coach Nick Saban gives directions during team practice for the NCAA Cotton Bowl against Michigan State. PHOTO: LM OTERO/ASSOCIATED PRESS
By now, though, Cochran knows not to interfere with Saban’s breakfast habit. With a shot at four national titles in seven seasons, he said, Saban has earned the right to his Little Debbie’s.

ā€œHe can eat whatever the heck he wants,ā€ Cochran said. ā€œI’ll feed it to him.ā€

It seems the first time Saban spoke about oatmeal creme pies was when he was the Louisiana State coach in 2001. He wakes up before his wife, ā€œso the coffee’s never made,ā€ he said then. ā€œI have one cup of yesterday’s coffee. I put it on the microwave, punch in 1-1-1, walk out to the road and get the paper, come back—beep, beep, beep—the coffee’s ready. I get me two Little Debbie cookies, sit down, read the paper and have my coffee.ā€

It was as if Saban had said his plays were being called by a kangaroo. There was such an immediate and overwhelming interest in what Saban eats for breakfast that he said two years later he shouldn’t have said anything at all. But then he said more. ā€œIf I’m not motivated for anything else in the morning, I’m motivated to have my two Little Debbie cookies,ā€ he said. ā€œI’m like an alcoholic. I nip a few others during the day. I have a couple at lunch. A couple at night. Maybe with a glass of milk before I go to bed.ā€


Monday night's National Championship between Alabama and Clemson will determine the top college football team. But which American college football programs are the most valuable of all?
Saban isn’t being paid by Little Debbie to say any of this. Bear Bryant shilled for Golden Flake potato chips when he was a legendary Alabama coach, but the only compensation for Saban is edible. Gloekler said a McKee Foods employee, an LSU fan, once took some oatmeal creme pies to Saban’s old home in Louisiana. When he was invited in, Gloekler said, the employee realized Saban didn’t need any more. ā€œHe saw a big jar of them on his counter,ā€ he said.

Even some of Saban’s players have been spied with Little Debbie’s treats. Running back Kenyan Drake couldn’t move after a leg injury last season, and his friends would bring him over snacks since he wasn’t able to shop for himself. Drake eventually returned to the sidelines, and he stashed some food in the basket of his scooter before one game.

ā€œIronically,ā€ Drake said, ā€œit was the oatmeal creme pies.ā€

Alabamans assumed he brought them because of Saban. ā€œI didn’t,ā€ he said. ā€œI was just hungry.ā€

Drake had so many oatmeal creme pies that he gave one to a member of Alabama’s marching band and passed others out to his teammates. Saban never said anything when Drake was caught with Little Debbie’s on the sidelines, he said, but the coach may not want to hear the reason Drake had all those leftovers.

ā€œHonestly,ā€ he said, ā€œI’m not a big fan.ā€

Write to Ben Cohen at ben.cohen@wsj.com
 
A Little Debbie redux, also by Cohen. Hilarious, drinking the day old coffee to get the day started.

Nick Saban Eats Cookies for Breakfast

Nick Saban Eats Cookies for Breakfast
The Alabama coach’s obsession with Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies is perhaps the one thing players and fellow coaches know for sure about their boss.

BN-MA886_2q5St_M_20160111105826.jpg
ENLARGE
Head coach Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide PHOTO: RONALD MARTINEZ/GETTY IMAGES
By
BEN COHEN
Jan. 11, 2016 11:08 a.m. ET
6 COMMENTS

Phoenix

It’s not every day that Nick Saban comes over for dinner. So when he visited Alabama wide receiver ArDarius Stewart’s home on a recruiting trip, Stewart’s mother cooked up a meal for the special occasion. Stewart still remembers what she served: salad, lasagna and a very specifically chosen dessert.

ā€œA lot of oatmeal cream pies,ā€ he said.

They weren’t any old oatmeal cream pies. They were Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. And the Alabama coach eats them every morning.

Saban is already the most successful coach of his generation, but a win Monday over Clemson in college football’s national championship would solidify his case as the greatest of all time. Books have been written about him. He has written books about himself. Saban has already accomplished so much at Alabama that the school thought he was worthy of a nine-foot bronze statue outside the football stadium. He has since won two more titles.

But even encyclopedic Alabama fans still know next to nothing about Saban. They have no clue what he likes or dislikes other than winning and losing.

Saban doesn’t Snapchat. He doesn’t tweet. He doesn’t even text. The coach is such a guarded demigod that he can reveal something completely trivial—that he watches the Weather Channel, for example—and it turns into a floor-to-ceiling window into his soul.

That’s why it was simply jaw-dropping when Saban let it slip that he may be the state’s leading consumer of Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies.

Saban is not an oatmeal-creme-pie kind of guy. The sport’s most intimidating coach is someone who seems like he lives off dry toast and black coffee. But it turns out he has a soft spot when it comes to breakfast. He begins every day with sugary cookies sold by a smiling young girl in a straw hat.

The sport has seized on Saban’s unusual addiction. Fans now bring him oatmeal snacks. Recruits have them waiting when he comes to their living rooms. Television networks have made commercials about them. And his colleagues have become accustomed to spotting signs of Little Debbie around the office.

ā€œI’ve seen boxes everywhere,ā€ said Alabama offensive line coach Mario Cristobal.

It’s not quite the breakfast of champions. The oatmeal creme pies are what they sound like: a thin layer of vanilla cream sandwiched by cookies. ā€œI don’t know how you can go wrong with that combination,ā€ said Mike Gloekler, a spokesman for McKee Foods, which owns Little Debbie.

Saban’s players said this week that the treat is too sweet for their tastes. Saban hasn’t sold other coaches, either. ā€œIf it doesn’t have peanut butter, hot sauce or ranch, I ain’t eating it,ā€ said Alabama strength coach Scott Cochran.

BN-MA889_2q0RN_M_20160111110303.jpg
ENLARGE
Alabama head coach Nick Saban gives directions during team practice for the NCAA Cotton Bowl against Michigan State. PHOTO: LM OTERO/ASSOCIATED PRESS
By now, though, Cochran knows not to interfere with Saban’s breakfast habit. With a shot at four national titles in seven seasons, he said, Saban has earned the right to his Little Debbie’s.

ā€œHe can eat whatever the heck he wants,ā€ Cochran said. ā€œI’ll feed it to him.ā€

It seems the first time Saban spoke about oatmeal creme pies was when he was the Louisiana State coach in 2001. He wakes up before his wife, ā€œso the coffee’s never made,ā€ he said then. ā€œI have one cup of yesterday’s coffee. I put it on the microwave, punch in 1-1-1, walk out to the road and get the paper, come back—beep, beep, beep—the coffee’s ready. I get me two Little Debbie cookies, sit down, read the paper and have my coffee.ā€

It was as if Saban had said his plays were being called by a kangaroo. There was such an immediate and overwhelming interest in what Saban eats for breakfast that he said two years later he shouldn’t have said anything at all. But then he said more. ā€œIf I’m not motivated for anything else in the morning, I’m motivated to have my two Little Debbie cookies,ā€ he said. ā€œI’m like an alcoholic. I nip a few others during the day. I have a couple at lunch. A couple at night. Maybe with a glass of milk before I go to bed.ā€


Monday night's National Championship between Alabama and Clemson will determine the top college football team. But which American college football programs are the most valuable of all?
Saban isn’t being paid by Little Debbie to say any of this. Bear Bryant shilled for Golden Flake potato chips when he was a legendary Alabama coach, but the only compensation for Saban is edible. Gloekler said a McKee Foods employee, an LSU fan, once took some oatmeal creme pies to Saban’s old home in Louisiana. When he was invited in, Gloekler said, the employee realized Saban didn’t need any more. ā€œHe saw a big jar of them on his counter,ā€ he said.

Even some of Saban’s players have been spied with Little Debbie’s treats. Running back Kenyan Drake couldn’t move after a leg injury last season, and his friends would bring him over snacks since he wasn’t able to shop for himself. Drake eventually returned to the sidelines, and he stashed some food in the basket of his scooter before one game.

ā€œIronically,ā€ Drake said, ā€œit was the oatmeal creme pies.ā€

Alabamans assumed he brought them because of Saban. ā€œI didn’t,ā€ he said. ā€œI was just hungry.ā€

Drake had so many oatmeal creme pies that he gave one to a member of Alabama’s marching band and passed others out to his teammates. Saban never said anything when Drake was caught with Little Debbie’s on the sidelines, he said, but the coach may not want to hear the reason Drake had all those leftovers.

ā€œHonestly,ā€ he said, ā€œI’m not a big fan.ā€

Write to Ben Cohen at ben.cohen@wsj.com

"It was as if Saban had said his plays were being called by a kangaroo."

That line made me smile. I'm going to steal it.
 
But like Saban almost said after the game, this is my favorite team. It had the toughest schedule in the country, it did not have a proven starter at quarterback, it had to fight and claw for everything it got. This team won it on heart. Or as my son said last night, this team played football like it was the underdog, like his Auburn Tigers (he's a student there) have to play football because they almost always are. This team did whatever it took to win.

I posted something similar on FB after the win. This team had everything against them. Early loss that should've been a revenge win .. struggles at QB .. toughest schedule out there .. every single non-Bama fan rooting HARD against them .. A close call or two here and there .. Naysayers saying they shouldn't have been in the top 4 .. etc. They just showed more heart and guts than a Bama team in recent years. I really found this past season incredibly special.
 
@planomateo, when we were out there in September, a couple of Texas fans wanted to try and be cute about, "why all of the ALABAMA gear? Are you guys playing out here?" I replied that yes we were playing out here and that we were. The response was, " I don't know who you are playing, but I'm cheering for them!" I said "You must like cheering for losers! We play Wisconsin and BAMA by 20!" SILENCE!!!!!
 
@planomateo, when we were out there in September, a couple of Texas fans wanted to try and be cute about, "why all of the ALABAMA gear? Are you guys playing out here?" I replied that yes we were playing out here and that we were. The response was, " I don't know who you are playing, but I'm cheering for them!" I said "You must like cheering for losers! We play Wisconsin and BAMA by 20!" SILENCE!!!!!

LOL. There are so many ways to spin up Texas fans these days.
 
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