🏈 Tuesday brings "It's Meltdown Time." This week features the Ducks, LSU, and OU.

TerryP

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Big games usually spark big meltdowns, and this week did not disappoint in that regard. As usual, this post is not suitable for work, your mother, or small children. It contains language that would make a sailor blush, racism, and homophobia along with graphic descriptions of various sexual activities and much more. If any of these things bother you I would suggest reading no further. You have been warned.



So, here's what we learned this week. Oregon fans were quite sad to have their hopes dashed again but they were generally too stoned to get too mad about it. LSU asses are quitting en masse right now, some of them looking to fire Miles, others looking to bolt the conference since Bama's allowed to cheat at everything, a few others willing to wait for Saban to leave or retire for LSU to become a contender in the SEC again. As far as Oklahoma goes, what can you say? Their coaches are apparently obese and incompetent, and football just seems like prison sex to them. A creative bunch to be sure. Enjoy.

Mash this.
 
This seems as good of a place to add this as any...

This is something a lot of Ducks fans won't like to hear:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Scary thought for P12: only 3 starters on <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Stanford&amp;src=hash">#Stanford</a> D that held <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oregon&amp;src=hash">#Oregon</a> to 2.6 ypc are in their last yr of eligibility: Murphy, Skov &amp; Mauro</p>&mdash; Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) <a href="https://twitter.com/BFeldmanCBS/statuses/400297766720520192">November 12, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Am I the only one who missed that quote?

Yeah they showed the quote during the game... he said that Bama was doing more zone schemes this year because they cant be as physical anymore, and that they (LSU) were gonna knock em in the mouth and pound them.

Right after that Alabama proceeded to go on a 14 play drive in which Johnson was pushed all around the field.
 
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