🏈 It's Meltdown Time! UT, Mizzou, Nebraska...

[TerryP]

Little light on message board meltdowns this week as most all the top tier teams took care of business against overmatched opponents. Even still, we think you will find some amusement in this week's submissions. As always, this post is not suitable for work or small children in any form or fashion. The language below is rude, offensive, etc... y'all know the drill. If you don't like cussin' and the like, read no further. You have been warned.

Today we focus on Mizzou, Tennessee, and Nebraska. Mizzou fans seem particularly perturbed by the poor kicker, <strike>Ryan Pflugner</strike> Andrew Baggett, who missed a chip shot field goal that would have continued the game. While I understand the fans' disappointment, people really can suck sometimes. The Vols fans didn't really expect a win this week but watching the crimson bus run over them time after time still causes all manner of alcohol induced depression and paranoia. Oh, and Nebraska lost to Minnesota. That was fun. By the way, Simon and Garfunkel seem to be a thing for college football fans now. Enjoy.

Week nine meltdowns.

 

[TerryP]

Do you Bama fans get tired of winning?

Not yet...

 

[Bamabacker]

"HAHAHA YOU DIDN'T COVER THE LINE IN THE FIRST QUARTER!"

Too hilarious!

 

[bama alum]

Hello defense my old friend...
Driving me to drink again...
Because the football's slowly creeping
into our endzone while I'm weeping
And the vision, of Cobb running in my brain,
still remains,
within the sight, of defense...


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Bamabww]

We should get the Aflac duck to do our pep talks in the locker room

Wondered when this one would come out.

 

[TerryP]

Hello defense my old friend...
Driving me to drink again...
Because the football's slowly creeping
into our endzone while I'm weeping
And the vision, of Cobb running in my brain,
still remains,
within the sight, of defense...


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

OK, question.

How many read this and in their minds were singing along?

If you are too young to know the song..."The sound of silence"—Simon and Garfunkel.

 

[Bamabww]

OK, question.

How many read this and in their minds were singing along?.

Guilty.

 

[planomateo]

USC, Texas, and Nebraska looking for HC's at the same time...should be interesting.

 

[PhillyGirl]

OK, question.

How many read this and in their minds were singing along?

If you are too young to know the song..."The sound of silence"—Simon and Garfunkel.

Hey, I'm young but I knew it right away! I was singing it to the tune haha. Good stuff :icon_lol:

 

[cartag]

My mind was singing along. But I thought the first comments would pass for poetry in many college classrooms. Fear, despair, hopelessness, hatred, lots of profanity and finally pleading for divine intervention. At the end it became stand-up comedy. The whole meltdown is classic.