I won't ever jump off the Parker Truss Bridge (Barney Bridge to the locals), down on the Black Warrior River again either. Wrapped my bathing suit and nads around my neck when I hit the water and shot shit about 20 feet out of my nose.
Aight. I was born in '67 and that's still fun. Because, everyone gets to drive the boat in my group...
Took damn near six weeks for the water to get out of my ear when I was wiped out two years ago. ( <-- where verbiage in the sentence is important.) One of the guys was pissed off for quite a while because he was dumped in the Santee.
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