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Nick Saban is not afraid of thumbs. He loves them. Mainly because he uses his to jab out the eyes of big-eared douschebags.

I am thinking about stealing this one for my signature.
11:05 A.M. – Meet-and-greet with Les Miles.

Place Miles in playpen.

Use baby voice. Tell him big boys are discussing football. And he can come out when we’re finished. Maybe.

If he asks me to leave behind some toys, tell him what the fuck do you think those 4 1st-Round Draft Picks were? Pets?

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