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After many seasons of dominating all that was NCAA Football, foolish rulers Andy of Bow TIe and and the Wrath of Bock didst commit the error of DuBose. The principalities and powers of the NCAA didst survey the Tribe of Crimson and determine that they were in violation of the law - The tribe of Crimson known as the "Clan of the Bear" was taken into captivity by the NCAA in the conspiracy of the great pumpkin. Wounded almost unto death, the Crimson Leviathan was cast down.
And it came to pass that the Malevolent Moore didst anoint a new king, and that king did flee as a turkey in a tornado. A new king was anointed, and he met his Destiny in the manner of Bathsheba. The people of Crimson, tiring of foreign rule, didst cry out for one of their own. Malevolent Moore did hear their cry and anoint Shula of the Golden Arm to lead the Tribe of Bear out of the NCAA wilderness. Four seasons did pass and the rudder was not sufficient to navigate. The arm of golden was unable to quicken the Leviathan because he was unwilling to surrender the step of bucket. The Malevolent Moore was forced to seek a new king to lead the people from the wilderness.
And lowe - it came to pass in the 25 AB (after Bear), Malevolent didst venture forth into the land of the Dolphin to anoint a new King to raise the Crimson Leviathan. Nicholas the Sabanite didst answer the call, angering the people of the fin and the scribes, causing them to spew forth much venom. From the orange hordes(who had long benefitted from the NCAA induced Crimson Purgatory) there was much wailing and gnashing of tooth. They did mouth off most mightily that the Leviathan was dead - while trembling and whispering words of fear among their masses, for they knew that time was short.
In the First Year O.S. (of Saban) it came to pass that there were signs of quickening in the Leviathan - the people of the pumpkin, known also as the Clan of toothless mountain yokels - were decimated by the mere pulse of the Leviathan. Still suffering from the NCAA purgatory and some clan members who refused to conform to the manner of the Sabanite, the Clan of Crimson was unable to overcome the violation committed by certain members of the Clan. They shared their tomes of knowledge with friends of the clan and had their names blotted from the book of roster for half a season.
The words came forth from the Sabanite that all must conform or be cast from amongst the brethren - and they didst conform; and in year two the Sabanite didst bring forth the top class of recruits in all the land, that they might return the Leviathan to Glory.
It came to pass in year two of the Sabanite, that Nicholas gazed down from that high place known as Bamah - home of many Titles, and didst see the orange clad horde of the Clemson Tiger, and didst know that orange doth sucketh. In his fury and hatred of orange he didst smite them with the Crimson Clan. The Unit of offensive didst run as gazelles, and cast the oblong spheroid in a manner most cunning. The unit of defense didst erect a holy wall, and the Behemoth known as Mount of Cody didst run amok. The nation bore witness and was renewed in their fear.
Now the Sabanite and Clan of Crimson doth turn their attention upon the wave of green, driven from their lands in times recent by a mighty wind. The Clan of Crimson hast no enmity for the clan of green, yet they too will be silenced as the buzzing of many gnats, that the Clan of Crimson can move on to greater glory against the hogizites, Dawgizites, Barnerites, Mountain Yokels, and others of S.E.Caanan.
Yea Alabama....The Crimson Leviathan may not yet be fully quickened, but it moves again. The enemies know that it is only a season or twain until the land of S.E.Caanan will be scorched and salted.
And it came to pass that the Malevolent Moore didst anoint a new king, and that king did flee as a turkey in a tornado. A new king was anointed, and he met his Destiny in the manner of Bathsheba. The people of Crimson, tiring of foreign rule, didst cry out for one of their own. Malevolent Moore did hear their cry and anoint Shula of the Golden Arm to lead the Tribe of Bear out of the NCAA wilderness. Four seasons did pass and the rudder was not sufficient to navigate. The arm of golden was unable to quicken the Leviathan because he was unwilling to surrender the step of bucket. The Malevolent Moore was forced to seek a new king to lead the people from the wilderness.
And lowe - it came to pass in the 25 AB (after Bear), Malevolent didst venture forth into the land of the Dolphin to anoint a new King to raise the Crimson Leviathan. Nicholas the Sabanite didst answer the call, angering the people of the fin and the scribes, causing them to spew forth much venom. From the orange hordes(who had long benefitted from the NCAA induced Crimson Purgatory) there was much wailing and gnashing of tooth. They did mouth off most mightily that the Leviathan was dead - while trembling and whispering words of fear among their masses, for they knew that time was short.
In the First Year O.S. (of Saban) it came to pass that there were signs of quickening in the Leviathan - the people of the pumpkin, known also as the Clan of toothless mountain yokels - were decimated by the mere pulse of the Leviathan. Still suffering from the NCAA purgatory and some clan members who refused to conform to the manner of the Sabanite, the Clan of Crimson was unable to overcome the violation committed by certain members of the Clan. They shared their tomes of knowledge with friends of the clan and had their names blotted from the book of roster for half a season.
The words came forth from the Sabanite that all must conform or be cast from amongst the brethren - and they didst conform; and in year two the Sabanite didst bring forth the top class of recruits in all the land, that they might return the Leviathan to Glory.
It came to pass in year two of the Sabanite, that Nicholas gazed down from that high place known as Bamah - home of many Titles, and didst see the orange clad horde of the Clemson Tiger, and didst know that orange doth sucketh. In his fury and hatred of orange he didst smite them with the Crimson Clan. The Unit of offensive didst run as gazelles, and cast the oblong spheroid in a manner most cunning. The unit of defense didst erect a holy wall, and the Behemoth known as Mount of Cody didst run amok. The nation bore witness and was renewed in their fear.
Now the Sabanite and Clan of Crimson doth turn their attention upon the wave of green, driven from their lands in times recent by a mighty wind. The Clan of Crimson hast no enmity for the clan of green, yet they too will be silenced as the buzzing of many gnats, that the Clan of Crimson can move on to greater glory against the hogizites, Dawgizites, Barnerites, Mountain Yokels, and others of S.E.Caanan.
Yea Alabama....The Crimson Leviathan may not yet be fully quickened, but it moves again. The enemies know that it is only a season or twain until the land of S.E.Caanan will be scorched and salted.
