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Once upon a midnight hungry, watchingTV, weak and weary,<o
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Infomercials pushing grills and knives,and food and more-<o
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While I nodded nearly napping, suddenlythere came a tapping,<o
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As if a rapper, gently rapping, rappingat my bedroom door,<o
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“‘Tis a commercial,” I muttered, “pushinga run, for the border-<o
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Only this and nothing more.”<o
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Ah, distinctly I remember, from mygarage, that cold December,<o
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Each house so dark in slumber, watchingme run for the border.<o
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Eagerly I pushed my Mustang, Taco Bellcould wait no longer,<o
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Dreams of tacos, beans and nachos,burritos wrapped and sauced in fervor,<o
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For my pallet hot and spicy, I had Tums,I did not worry,<o
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A peerless snack and nothingmore.<o
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So I ordered, it was easy, all this foodand none was greasy,<o
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Cheesy, steamy, Mexi goodness, in my bagthe scents of wafting,<o
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Home I flew to eat and savor, all thatgoodness all that flavor,<o
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Bite by bite, munch and devour, all thistook less than an hour,<o
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Then back I slumped and watched my TV,rumblings ceasing,<o
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At least for now, but nevermore?<o
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Presently the smell grew stronger, I haddozed now slept no longer,<o
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From my slumber sounds a-hearing,rumbling, rolling, reports sounding,<o
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Neighbor dogs began their barking,lights came on out near the park and,<o
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Then I knew it was from my room, emanatingfrom my bedroom,<o
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Silence then but nevermore.<o
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Open here I flung the shutter,straining, grunting, much a mutter,<o
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Gasping, choking, clean air lacking,still and stifled stinky room!<o
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In pranced my dog, a small Chihuahua, nolonger begging drop chalupas,<o
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Watched me search for scented candles,danced away in search of shelter,<o
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In Espanol habla- nunca mas.<o
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Mushroom cloud from the explosion, gasigniting fire is razing,<o
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Air was denser, match a-flicker, postcanine footfalls tinkled out the door,<o
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Refried beans and then burritos, addsoft drink bubbles it created,<o
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The gonging of a midnight run, a tacobomb the end of cravings,<o
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Quoth Chihuahua, Never-More. <o
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1 <o
Once upon a midnight hungry, watchingTV, weak and weary,<o
Infomercials pushing grills and knives,and food and more-<o
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenlythere came a tapping,<o
As if a rapper, gently rapping, rappingat my bedroom door,<o
“‘Tis a commercial,” I muttered, “pushinga run, for the border-<o
Only this and nothing more.”<o
2<o
Ah, distinctly I remember, from mygarage, that cold December,<o
Each house so dark in slumber, watchingme run for the border.<o
Eagerly I pushed my Mustang, Taco Bellcould wait no longer,<o
Dreams of tacos, beans and nachos,burritos wrapped and sauced in fervor,<o
For my pallet hot and spicy, I had Tums,I did not worry,<o
A peerless snack and nothingmore.<o
3<o
So I ordered, it was easy, all this foodand none was greasy,<o
Cheesy, steamy, Mexi goodness, in my bagthe scents of wafting,<o
Home I flew to eat and savor, all thatgoodness all that flavor,<o
Bite by bite, munch and devour, all thistook less than an hour,<o
Then back I slumped and watched my TV,rumblings ceasing,<o
At least for now, but nevermore?<o
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4<o
Presently the smell grew stronger, I haddozed now slept no longer,<o
From my slumber sounds a-hearing,rumbling, rolling, reports sounding,<o
Neighbor dogs began their barking,lights came on out near the park and,<o
Then I knew it was from my room, emanatingfrom my bedroom,<o
Silence then but nevermore.<o
5<o
Open here I flung the shutter,straining, grunting, much a mutter,<o
Gasping, choking, clean air lacking,still and stifled stinky room!<o
In pranced my dog, a small Chihuahua, nolonger begging drop chalupas,<o
Watched me search for scented candles,danced away in search of shelter,<o
In Espanol habla- nunca mas.<o
6<o
Mushroom cloud from the explosion, gasigniting fire is razing,<o
Air was denser, match a-flicker, postcanine footfalls tinkled out the door,<o
Refried beans and then burritos, addsoft drink bubbles it created,<o
The gonging of a midnight run, a tacobomb the end of cravings,<o
Quoth Chihuahua, Never-More. <o
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