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Will Alabama blowout Hawai'i?

  • Maybe. It is a home game, so......

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  • No. It will be close.

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  • No. Bama will lose to the Warriors.

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DAYS TILL KICK-OFF
 
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '5.'"

"What is the maximum number that any running back to ever attend Auburn University has ever counted to??"

"That is correct!!!"
 
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"
 
DirtyDave said:
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"

lmao, the best one yet
 
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '3.'"

"What is the number of hours of sleep I am getting every night in anticipation of Bama football kicking off??"

"That is correct!!!"
 
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"

lmao, the best one yet

I am kinda partial to these....

I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex.

Alex, "The answer is 81."

What is the number of mexicans currently standing in line at the express lane at my local Wal-Mart??

Alex, "correct!!"


Carnell Williams on Jeopardy...

Cadillac---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '35.'"

Cadillac---->>>>"What is the number of days in a month??"

Alex--->>> "You went to Auburn, didn't you??"


Junior Rosegreen on Jeopardy...

Junior---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '29.'"

Junior---->>>>"What is the number of crayons in my box at home after I ate one??"

Alex--->>> "Uhmm, yeeah...ok."
 
DirtyDave said:
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"

lmao, the best one yet

I am kinda partial to these....

I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex.

Alex, "The answer is 81."

What is the number of mexicans currently standing in line at the express lane at my local Wal-Mart??

Alex, "correct!!"


Carnell Williams on Jeopardy...

Cadillac---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '35.'"

Cadillac---->>>>"What is the number of days in a month??"

Alex--->>> "You went to Auburn, didn't you??"


Junior Rosegreen on Jeopardy...

Junior---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '29.'"

Junior---->>>>"What is the number of crayons in my box at home after I ate one??"

Alex--->>> "Uhmm, yeeah...ok."

yea the ones with Cadillac & Junior Rosegreen (that one made me spit out my pepsi) are classics
 
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"

lmao, the best one yet

I am kinda partial to these....

I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex.

Alex, "The answer is 81."

What is the number of mexicans currently standing in line at the express lane at my local Wal-Mart??

Alex, "correct!!"


Carnell Williams on Jeopardy...

Cadillac---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '35.'"

Cadillac---->>>>"What is the number of days in a month??"

Alex--->>> "You went to Auburn, didn't you??"


Junior Rosegreen on Jeopardy...

Junior---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '29.'"

Junior---->>>>"What is the number of crayons in my box at home after I ate one??"

Alex--->>> "Uhmm, yeeah...ok."

yea the ones with Cadillac & Junior Rosegreen (that one made me spit out my pepsi) are classics

You have to be MADE to spit out Pepsi? I thought that was just a natural reflex action. :D :D

"Great pair says the Bear!"

RTR,

Tim
 
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
Birdman37 said:
DirtyDave said:
"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

"Answer is "the number '4.'"

"What is the number of AU fans that are NOT married to their sister...??"

"That is correct!!!"

"Yeah, they were divorced last year."

"Good job, sir. Bonus points!!!!"

lmao, the best one yet

I am kinda partial to these....

I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex.

Alex, "The answer is 81."

What is the number of mexicans currently standing in line at the express lane at my local Wal-Mart??

Alex, "correct!!"


Carnell Williams on Jeopardy...

Cadillac---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '35.'"

Cadillac---->>>>"What is the number of days in a month??"

Alex--->>> "You went to Auburn, didn't you??"


Junior Rosegreen on Jeopardy...

Junior---->>>>"I'll take numbers for 1000, Alex."

Alex---->>> "Answer is "the number '29.'"

Junior---->>>>"What is the number of crayons in my box at home after I ate one??"

Alex--->>> "Uhmm, yeeah...ok."

yea the ones with Cadillac & Junior Rosegreen (that one made me spit out my pepsi) are classics

Thank you... I try. Good to know that I am not the only one enjoying these... :lol:
 
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