🏈 Nope. This would warrant an annulment..

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

 

[sean]

why the hell would you marry someone who is an lsu fan, if you're a BAMA fan?! that's just......insanity. if i EVER got married (which i NEVER will), it'd be to a woman who's a BAMA fan; certainly not lsu, or auburn, or tennessee, or any other team except BAMA.

i just don't understand people that do that.

 

[UAgrad93]

He should’ve screened this bitch better long before this point!!

 

[JoshB]

That's just wrong. My groom's cake was a replica of the national championship (crystal football style). It was super epic.

 

[JoshB]

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Dude, that's pretty epic.

 

[It Takes Eleven]

why the hell would you marry someone who is an lsu fan, if you're a BAMA fan?! that's just......insanity. if i EVER got married (which i NEVER will), it'd be to a woman who's a BAMA fan; certainly not lsu, or auburn, or tennessee, or any other team except BAMA.

i just don't understand people that do that.

I'm going to guess that he loves her.

 

[BamaFan334]

Dirty pool right there. That's the one you smash in the bride's face.

 

[sean]

why the hell would you marry someone who is an lsu fan, if you're a BAMA fan?! that's just......insanity. if i EVER got married (which i NEVER will), it'd be to a woman who's a BAMA fan; certainly not lsu, or auburn, or tennessee, or any other team except BAMA.

i just don't understand people that do that.

I'm going to guess that he loves her.

i couldn't do that, either.

i don't care how hot she is or how awesome she is or how i feel about her... if she's an lsu fan, auburn fan, or a fan of any other school except BAMA, it's not happening.

 

[JoshB]

Dude, that's pretty epic.

Man, it was a ride getting that damn thing done. My mom found a place that said they would do it, took the money and 2 days before the wedding the chef called my mom and said he couldn't do the "crystal ball." Now mind you he and his partner ASSURED both of us that they had done one similar before. I called and had a shit fit and the girl ended up finding a way on pinterest or something to come up with a ball that wouldn't be too heavy for the top of the cake. All of it was worth it, though, because it came out great.

 

[pop2]

My son's had urenge inside from a UT family.

 

[OldPlayer]

Just shows how many heads Alabama is into.

 

[bamachine]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[TerryP]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

In what I've assumed was a homage to The Road Warriors, some of their fans do like to dress up as Barbarians.

 

[bamachine]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

In what I've assumed was a homage to The Road Warriors, some of their fans do like to dress up as Barbarians.

Close, Conan the Barbarian. They also are about as hard to understand, when they are talking, as Ahhnold.

 

[TerryP]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

In what I've assumed was a homage to The Road Warriors, some of their fans do like to dress up as Barbarians.

Close, Conan the Barbarian. They also are about as hard to understand, when they are talking, as Ahhnold.

It was a play on words, 'chine. I knew it was from Conan. How? No freakin' clue! To the best of my recollection I've never watched the movie from start to finish.

 

[TerryP]

1. If there is a choice, this is the correct one: Take the LSU cake with the Bama frosting. The purpose of the frosting is to contain and shape the cake, and Bama is a lot better at playing contain than LSU is. The purpose of the cake is to be moist, delicious, and bad for you — all things LSU (and Louisiana in general) are better at than anyone.
2. If LSU fans are watching and waiting to see you cut into something and the worst outcome is that the cake is LSU colors? Then you got off easy. We could see the cake being made of meat. We could see the cake being made of a meat taken off the road, from a swamp, or out of a local zoo that morning. It could have exploded AND been made of meat.
3. We could see a King Joffrey-type situation unfolding — one where his future brothers-in-law poisoned him, but then hit him with a tranq dart loaded with the antidote. The dart would be shot from a compound bow by a cousin wearing a full ghillie suit squatting unseen in a potted plant across the room. That’s John-Michael, and he’s pretty humble about being the best bowfisherman in Iberia Parish.
4. Saying: It could have gone a lot worse, son. Oh, and don’t act like you won’t eat that cake, son. Nick Saban’s eaten that cake six times in a row, and The Process don’t let a little food coloring get in the way of finishing the drill.
5. Oh, and the Big Ten variation that works best is “Michigan icing/Ohio State cake” because the Michigan icing looks virtuous but the Buckeye cake has at least ten grams of protein per serving minimum, bro.

LSU REDUCED TO BEATING ALABAMA WITH CAKES ALONE

 

[bamachine]

My simple reply would have been, "But it is smothered in crimson and white, much like LSU has been for the last 7 years."

 

[doemasters]

Shocked they still knew how to chant the teams name

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Shocked they still knew how to chant the teams name

Right?

Those coonasses KNOW how to get lathered up for ANYTHING.