Mexican Vocabulary

[XXL TideFan]

1.. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies:
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.


2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.


4. * Texas*

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.


6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!


7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.


9.*Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.


10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me..


12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.


13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.


14. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

 

[alagator]

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

Q >>>> Why was there 4,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

A >>>> There would have been more but they only had 8 wagons.

It is humorous how they can fit more people in a vehicle than can a circus full of clowns.

 

[BamaCore]

Q >>>> Why was there 4,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

A >>>> There would have been more but they only had 8 wagons.

It is humorous how they can fit more people in a vehicle than can a circus full of clowns.

Haha, no kidding.

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