🏈 Meltdown Thread

From the Ole $i$$ fans:

Can I get a D! D!
Can I get an E! E!
Can I get an F! F!
Can I get an E! E!
Can I get an N! N!
Can I get an S! S!
Can I get an E! E!
What does it spell?!
"Give up on life"

:rolf::rolf::rolf:
 
One of many I liked:

At least now I can tell my girlfriend I'm not going to the pumpkin patch with her. Who cares if she's mad? I'm empty inside. I'll drink my last beer and just stare out the window the rest of the weekend.
EDIT: Update. She just told me she ate too many chocolate croissants this morning and is now having diarrhea. What a Saturday.
 
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