> Little Johnny is back...
> It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
> turned
> in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
> All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
> dismissal.
>
>
> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
> leave
> early today."
>
> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
> smart
> and
> will answer the question."
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>
> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
>
> Johnny is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
>
> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
> the questions.
>
> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
> would keep their mouths shut!"
>
> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
> It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
> turned
> in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
> All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
> dismissal.
>
>
> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
> leave
> early today."
>
> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
> smart
> and
> will answer the question."
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>
> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
>
> Johnny is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
>
> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
> the questions.
>
> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
> would keep their mouths shut!"
>
> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
