| NSFW Life advice ya catch over a beer in the clubhouse.

[TerryP]

Fuck ' em all but six. Save those for pallbearers.

 

[alabama mike]

Never miss an opportunity to pee.

 

[sk33tr]

always have an escape plan

 

[footballer]

If you value your hat or jacket, wear it.

 

[SnakeFan]

No one rises to a low standard