🏈 "It's Meltdown Time!" Upset Saturday Mega Edition. Oklahomans win the internet.

[TerryP]

Ah, college football. The most fickle of mistresses. Following a week virtually devoid of upsets, this week's cup runneth over with meltdown material as several passionate fanbases experienced the pain of unexpected defeat. As usual, be warned that the language in the post below is not suitable for work or small children. It is vile, vulgar, disgusting, and offensive. Unconscionable, really. If you are easily offended, point your browser elsewhere. Otherwise, proceed with caution.


This edition of the meltdown focuses on Oklahoma, Georgia, Michigan, Arkansas, and Florida. Folks, the last thing Sooner fans expected this week was to get housed by the same Texas team that Ole Miss hammered just a few short weeks ago (What were you saying about the SEC myth again, Bob?) and their message board comments reflected this. UGA, Florida, and Michigan offered some impressive meltdown material as well, but I think the silver medal has to go to the Arkansas fans who suffered through a 52-7 home throttling at the hands of a South Carolina squad that barely survived Kentucky and UCF. It's pretty clear that Bret Bielema's honeymoon will be shorter lived than most. Topics this week range from prison sex to coach firings to fat coaches with a particular taste for the Golden Corral, and Bobby Petrino managed to make cameos in both the Arkansas and Oklahoma submissions. Enjoy.


NSF? Here's your link...

 

[TerryP]

May need to get cigarettes at halftime because.... Well...

 

[bama alum]

Always love reading these!

OU fans had some good ones:

• Making Texas look like Alabama at the line of scrimmage
  
• Game over. Horns brought their A game we brought juice boxes.
  
• Hopefully this week Bob will focus more on his team. And a little less about the SEC.

But I think the piggie fans' posts are the best ones here. Just completely deflated... :rofl: :rofl:

• BB may lose that hot wife to the Geico Insurance pig if this team don't start looking better.
• is it track season yet? Atleast I think Ark still has a powerhouse track team.
  
• Well, at least there's always next week, let me just check the schedule...
  Oh. Oh god.
  
• We should just forfeit next week. Do you think our players really think they can win or even compete?

 

[bamaraider]

Georgia will have seven RBs I'll be comfortable seeing game time next year:
Gurley (JR), Marshall (JR), Green (SO), Douglas (SO), Turman (SO), Chubb (FR), Michel (FR).
Crowell seems so far in the past.
And all of them will probably have their legs crushed by a runaway bus.

Jawja fans always provide the best butt hurt.

 

[Bamabww]

Well, at least there's always next week, let me just check the schedule...
Oh. Oh god.

My favorite from the pig fans

 

[psychojoe]

Here's some great Meechegan material.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...his-week-in-schadenfreude-michigan/in/4594555

 

[Bamabww]

Here's some great Meechegan material.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...his-week-in-schadenfreude-michigan/in/4594555

Those were pretty good. Thanks for the link.

 

[MunchyOs]

I can understand the meltdown in Ann Arbor. There is no excuse for Michigan losing to a team that Indiana manhandled. :rofl: