🏈 It's Meltdown Time—Dawgs, Tigers (both,) Gators, and Gamecocks featured...

[TerryP]

Mercy. In my wildest dreams I never imagined that last week's five-team meltdown could be followed up. Then this week happened. As always, the language below is utterly disgusting. Seriously, y'all, it's awful. If your mother is around, do not let her read this post. It is not suitable for work and should definitely be screened from small children. Please read no further if you are easily offended. Consider yourself warned.


No less than six fanbases managed to get themselves all worked up this week, folks, and it's tough to pick a winner among them. With so much material available, I am certain that there are additional goodies floating around and as always we encourage your contributions below. We have some long, passionate gems this week from Dawgs, Gators, Cocks, Bayou Bengals, Aggies, and Uncle Clem. Coach firings seem to be the theme of the day, with multiple commenters hoping to see Kliff Kingsbury get his guns up in their team's colors. Topics range from suicide to baboons to Miss Cleo. Enjoy.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/10...-time-gamecocks-clemson-lsu-uga-aggies-gators

 

[TerryP]

Reading over some of the UGA comments reminded me of an article I stumbled across yesterday.

Tony Barnhart is now officially on the "review the targeting rule" bandwagon after this past weekends game. The article is on CBSsports.com I believe. When I glanced over it I couldn't help but chuckle as I remembered his angst over Quinton's hit last season.

 

[planomateo]

Someone suggested via twitter they release one fan base meltdown per day...bummed they didn't do this.

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

Holy Crap :icon_eek:

This makes me expecting more from AJ look like a walk in the park...

 

[bama alum]

Re: Les Miles -

Wouldn't do much worse if we had a retarded baboon running the sidelines with a headset on.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[bamaraider]

Clemson has probably had the best one yet.

 

[rick4bama]

Les and Steve need to learn how to manage the T.O.

 

[bamaledge]

This one was just disturbing.
I just want to take my anger out on some Ole Miss girls by sexual means I mean this in a good way and not a rape-y way

This one was hilarious.
If anyone wants to know what it is like to be a clemson fan: Imagine an amazing looking porn star is sucking your dick. You are about to finish when she slaps you in the ball sack.

This might have been the best meltdown column yet.

 

[JoshB]

What a f**king sh*t-show. I need some people I can rage with and break sh*t with besides my GF who is just like - "awwww that's to bad at least they tried hard."
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Describes Florida's offense pretty well.

 

[planomateo]

Interesting tweet...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p>Just realized all four of FSU's starting defensive linemen against Clemson were 5-stars. Edwards, Jones, Goldman, Jernigan.</p>&mdash; TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomahawkNation/statuses/392810239130476544">October 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Bamabww]

I liked this one from the spurrier roosters:

Hello darkness my old friend....

 

[Bamabww]

This one was hilarious.
If anyone wants to know what it is like to be a clemson fan: Imagine an amazing looking porn star is sucking your dick. You are about to finish when she slaps you in the ball sack.

This might have been the best meltdown column yet.

Yeah, and that comment may have been the best one to date.