🏈 Gump4Heisman: Guerilla-Style Auburn-Coaching-Search Parody

[TerryP]

You know the warnings that come with these links...NSFW-etc

 

[TerryP]

People who have a higher career winning percentage than Gene Chizik:



Lee Corso

Mike DuBose

Terry Bowden

Mike Shula

Joe Kines

Turner Gill’s wife

Bad guys in PG movies

 

[Guest]

A friend of mine presented me with a challenge: find a HC, active or inactive, who has a worse career record than Chizik. [/b]

 

[Guest]

some good stuff there

 

[imalive1459]

:lol:

I especially loved the hats!

 

[Guest]

Had to leave him a comment. Too funny!

 

[TerryP]

A friend of mine presented me with a challenge: find a HC, active or inactive, who has a worse career record than Chizik.

H, you should have had that answer right off the bat. I know I did...Ears.

 

[Guest]

A friend of mine presented me with a challenge: find a HC, active or inactive, who has a worse career record than Chizik.

H, you should have had that answer right off the bat. I know I did...Ears.

You are right Terry. I was just a kid when all that was going on, but that was dreadful.

0-10-0, 2-7-1, 2-7-1. 4-24-2 for Ears tenure.

 

[TerryP]

I wasn't alive, but I still know it well. :?

I didn't know this, but I had a conversation with a guy last night about the hire (a Boston College fan) and he mentioned a fellow by the name of Venturi. (can't remember the guys first name) It was at Northwestern (stuck out to me because that's where one of LSU's DC's is headed) and the guys' record was something along the lines of 1 win out of 30 something games.

 

[Guest]

Even Bill Curry at Kentucky wasn't that bad. Even Bob Davie at Notre Dame wasn't that bad.

 

[Guest]

I guess we would have to give Mike Price a .500 for the A-Day game he coached, either that or right him off completely. :roll:

 

[Guest]

Even Bill Curry at Kentucky wasn't that bad. Even Bob Davie at Notre Dame wasn't that bad.

WOW, that is saying something 'cause BD and BC were pretty bad lol

 

[RussB]

the business about the promiscuous Kappa was one of the funniest lines I've seen in awhile.