| FTBL Gump for Hesiman with another funny one...this one on Miles.


Miles to critics of decision-making: “Bam-bam! Bam-bam! Bam-bam!”

Miles: “We will not back down from this bye week”


Some may still be questioning Les Miles’ coaching. Some may still be questioning his sanity. Some may still be questioning what the f*** LSU AD Skip Bertman was thinking when he hired him.

But on Wednesday, the coach of the #3 team in the country fired back at critics who say he is merely a lucky dunce of destiny.

When asked to defend his puzzling decisions at the end of the LSU’s 30-24 win over Auburn, Miles fired back.

“Bam-bam! Bam-bam! Bam-bam!” he said, as he spoke into a Dasani water bottle.

Miles has complied a 29-5 record at LSU, despite reportedly drinking glue on a regular basis. He is the only coach in LSU history to record back-to-back 10-win seasons. Or to describe whole milk as “an excellent adhesive.”

And yet his critics would have you believe that it’s the abundance of talent he inherited – and not his coaching ability – that have led to such a gaudy record. Miles disagrees.

“Bam-bam! Bam-bam! Bam-bam!” said Miles, while trying to use a #2 eraser on his computer screen. “Bam-bam! My football team. Bam-bam!”

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He was in the right place at the right time plus he is living off the fat of the land that Saban left him. What more can you say. His fat will soon be gone and he will be to but he wont be as lucky next time.
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